OKAY....a nice, short little joke to make up for the VERY long piece below which is VERY worth reading!
Enjoy!
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it. The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex". "Good morning Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?" he asked. The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service." Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked, "Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?
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children are SOOOO literal - now, if we could figure out a way to keep them innocent.
MORNIN'!
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Loved your joke! I followed Pati's link on CafeMom; over there I'm tinamatt. Feel free to drop by my own blog!
Hey, tina...come and comment from time to time. I hope you like the politics, too! If you don't...tell us, too!
I'll take a look at tinamatt. thanks..
Joke time!!!!
At an international doctor's convention....
Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it into another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it into another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, and no heart, put her in the White House, and very soon half the country will be out looking for work.'
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