Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Need a LAUGH?

We can ALL use a laugh!

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go
in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and
doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said
to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs.
Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away . . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
The very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and Said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow.”

5 comments:

elmers brother said...

If only Bill had learned the meaning of Semper Fi!

nanc said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOYAH!

did you get this from jinnyl? i posted one today.

Z said...

No, nanc.....I get tons of good stuff, only some from Djinni!

Elmer's bro....never did and never will.

For him it's Semper Fooey. awful man.

Anonymous said...

LOL LOL LOL

Wonderful!

Pati

David Wyatt said...

Oh, if only we could change that from Hillary to Hussein O-BOMB-us.