Friday, December 21, 2012

Captions...laugh and write your own!

Got a good caption for this?
I'd love to hear it.     (I think!)

xx Z

27 comments:

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Z said...

Good one, JB!!

Now do one for Kerry's nomination toe Sec of State!

Divine Theatre said...

I have no laughter in me for this fascist. No levity...nothing.

Andie

Ducky's here said...

"I'll appoint you and they'll elect another Kennedy."

Impertinent said...

Now John...here's you greatest opportunity to mock and defame America's vets world wide. You can pick up where you left off in 1972 and don't forget to wear those Purple Hearts you earned.

And to finally show the entire world just what an F'in horses ass you really are and proof that gigolos can succeed.

Impertinent said...

Oh and John...what do you think of me appointing Jane Fonda as your under secretary? Great huh?

-FJ said...

Welcome aboard, it's been a long time since we've had any testoterone at State!

Kid said...

Pic 2. John, did you really kiss Teresa Heinz?

No I hired Katie Couric to do that for me.

Kid said...

Divine Theater. I can dig it. That's me 99.99% of the time. I hate those idiotic cartoons that present the imbecile as having a hard time with something like him staring off 'wondering what comes after a trillion'.
Oh hyuk hyuk.
Like he gives a shit.

Kid said...

Off Topic. Can we all write the media A*s and tell them we're Really Not Interested in the Antics of one Vladamir Putey Pute ?

I'm tired of seeing his punk ass every time I open a 'news' page.

Kid said...

Pic 1. oblama: no it won't stop you from dying but this pill is a Pro-BiOTic. Don't worry about what that means, or doesn't.

Z said...


Imp...sublime caption and JUST what I was thinking! :-) SUBLIME. So true.
Poor Teresa's apparently had a face lift; she looked like a dark-haired Joan Rivers today...yikes!

Andie, I know how you feel...but I figured we HAVE to laugh since we can't punch him in the face :-)

Ducky, even I'd wish for another Kennedy over what's going on now.

FJ.....you think Kerry will be GOOD for State (testosterone-tought, etc) or you mean just that he's a MAN?


Come to think of it, my caption might read "I wish I could appoint John Bolton but we've maligned the guy too much; sad, cuz he really knows his stuff"


Kid...Putin again? UGH. I remember Bush kissing up to him when he had him at his ranch; we were living in Paris and getting more coverage than we wanted on CNN Int'l...I kept saying "Bush, are you NUTS? You can't trust this guy...RUN!"

Liberalmann said...

"Lets the this country back from the morons on the right."

Kid said...

hey libturd, you've had it since 2006, you own it you moron. Good God.

Kid said...

michele obama talking about service. Standard operating procedure for controlling your little moron robots.
Keep them busy thinking they're accomplishing something.

It's been done since the beginning of time just about. The muslims do it, offering up 72 virgins for their mindless slaves, interesting that the democrats offer jack nothing and still get some many followers.

Idiots for the Cause ! What Cause ! We dunno, we're Idiots! Hit the neocon blogs girls! hahaa

JonBerg said...

"Now do one for Kerry's nomination toe Sec of State!"

Well, as long as B.O. is the Fraud-in-Chief it wouldn't matter if it was Alfred E. Neuman! Would it?

Z said...

liberalmann, if you have to persist in being so small minded and unkind as to call everyone who doesn't agree with you MORONS, I'd maybe take a few lessons in English.

thanks

JonBerg said...

Z,

Liberalmann: "Lets the this country back from the morons on the right."

How about just letting his/hers/its incoherence speak for itself? Can you imagine a whole Nation stoned on pot? Well, that seems to be where we are going.

Leticia said...

First one: Sorry can't help you, how about a shot to ease your pain, and we can find you a ride home.

"We sure have them all fooled."

JonBerg said...

OK, for a real caption:

Hey Senator I appreciate your phony, toothy demeanor; you remind me of myself. Damn, am I glad to throw that nerve greating bitch "under the bus"! Now go about, making nice to all who may not like us. Soon we will be regarded as the second rate (2nd World) country that I've worked so hard to destroy! You, of course, will retain your gigolo status and wealth that you have NEVER worked a day for in your life. Welcome Aboard!

They Say/We Say said...

Mr. President make me your Sec. of State, and we can use that Indonesien Step-Child thing as an advantage.

Radical Redneck said...

ALL you brainless Libs who voted for this cretin, I Hope you choke on some bad tofu

Z said...

terrific captions, as USUAL...thanks!
I still can't believe what's going on...

FOX finally got the Marine out of Mexico; and FOX is still working on the person who's been there a year...let's hope their pressure works for him, too.

Pris said...

Obama: Well John, it'll be more difficult to get Hillary to testify on the Benghazi foul up now. I guess we showed 'em, huh?

Kerry: Yes Barack, and I'll be sure to carry on with weakening our standing in the world. I have experience in that arena.

Imp, you're so right. The vets must be terribly upset, and rightly so.

FreeThinke said...

CAPTION:

"Meet me after the show. I've got a room all ready for us at the Mayflower."

beamish said...

"As Secretary of State, it is your duty as a self-professed war criminal to make sure the Iranians that financed your Presidential campaign in 2004 get everything they want in Syria."

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