Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Sarah.........translations.......

"Sarah" From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
The Hebrew word sarah indicates a woman of high rank, and is sometimes translated as "princess" or goddess, or "high holy one". They said it, NOT me!! ("high rank".... I hope so)

I'd say it's more like "approachable", "every (smart) woman" or "quite a candidate!"


What was your favorite line in her speech? Got one? What's your favorite thing about Sarah?



43 comments:

Average American said...

“I might add that in small towns, we don’t quite know what to make of a candidate who lavishes praise on working people when they are listening and then talks about how bitterly they cling to their religion and guns when those people aren’t listening,”

The whole speech was priceless!

Joe

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Emailed to me minutes after her speech... a chain going around... feel free to add to it...

Lots of Little Known Facts coming out tonight as Sarah Palin knocks one out of the park at the RNC. First some stuff I found, and then the best of the web.

Nothing can stop this sort of thing from taking on a life on its own on the web — except Sarah Palin.



* Sarah Palin was to walk out to the singing of Angels, but convention organizers thought it might come off as showing off.

* Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

*Sarah Palin prepped for this speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.

*Sarah Palin has actually travelled backwards in time from after the roll call to accept the nomination retroactively.

*Sarah Palin doesn’t actually have an accent, it’s distortion from her telepathic broadcast directly into your brain.

* In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.

*As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

*Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank

*Sarah Palin believes in change, too. She takes it from liberals pockets after striking them dead.

*Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills liberals.

*Glasses sales up 150 percent since Sarah palin became nominee.

*The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.

*Sarah Palin’s use of the word “Haberdashery” will bring it back in style.

*Sarah Palin can roll a natural 20 on a d6 (gamers, you know it!)

*Sarah Palin loves opening up a can of whoop-ass.

*It’s not over until Sarah Palin says it’s over.

*wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!

* Sarah Palin clubs people who wear goofy clothes and sequins to the convention for sport.

*Sarah Palin coded the original prototype for Facebook.

*Sarah Palin had the original idea to drop the “e” from Flickr

*Sarah Palin writes low level device drivers for Linux

*Sarah Palin knows why Twitter doesn’t scale but she wants us to have the joy of finding out on our own

*Sarah Palin doesn’t have a favorite web framework. She is a web framework.

*Sarah Palin was the first one to know that Scoop sucks

*Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

*Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin

*Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels

*Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks

*Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!

*Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List

*Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats

*Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout

*To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin

*Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding

*Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”

*Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience

*Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!

*In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful

*Sarah Palin can keep a Twitter meme going on and on like a rave kid on X.

*Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.

*N. Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap

*Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard. *Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.

*Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.

* Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

*When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

*Sarah Palin plays Whack-a-Mole with her forehead, and always gets a perfect score.

*Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.

*Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

*Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

*Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.

*Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.

*Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.

*Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead”

*Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

*Sarah Palin drives her own Zamboni to work.

*Sarah Palin was kicked off Survivor for killing a man and eating his entrails.

*Sarah Palin has asked the CIA to investigate, find and dispatch the person who started Little Known Fact (I’m hoping this isn’t true)

*Sarah Palin is actually Kaiser Sose.

*Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

*Sarah Palin can read EBCDIC (I liked this because I actually used to have to deal with mag-tapes with EBCDIC encoded data. Ugh! I’m old.)

*Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.


*Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.


*Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.


*Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.


*Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.


*Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.


*Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.


*Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.


*Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.


*Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.


*The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare.


*The Russians sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not submit to autocracy.


*Sarah Palin became governor because five children left her with too much spare energy.


*Sarah Palin could not find a good man, so her husband was constructed from the DNA of Washington, Lee, and Genghis Khan.

*Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.

*Sarah Palin is on loan from the Justice League.


*NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if they forfeit all their other players forever, to maintain league parity.


*Sarah Palin killed Heath Ledger so he’d go out on a high note.


*If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.


*Sarah Palin placed fossils in the ground to test your faith.


*Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.


*Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.

*We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin.

* Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.

*Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.

* Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.

* Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.

*It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

*Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man’s body.

* Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.

*Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.

*The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin’s eys.

*The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.

*Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.

*Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.

*Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough

*Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.

* Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.

*without her glasses, looking deep into Sarah Palin’s eyes will blind you with the beauty of the tundra sun.

CJ said...

I think my favorite line was the quip about how Harry Reid's saying "I can't stand John McCain" is the best proof we've chosen the right man.

But just as good was: "The American Presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery."

I don't know how to say it well, but I'd add to the list something about how Sarah Palin converts liberal animosity into an energy source to power her own agenda. Something like that.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

ouch

If anything comes out of tonight, it will be a comfortable sense that as long as the Democratic Party won't or can't run serious candidates (it is a logical impossibility for a leftist to be intelligent) then Republicans don't have to take them seriously.

I feel really, really bad for Joe Biden. He really did think hairplugs would be enough.

Anonymous said...

That was the best damned speech I've heard in a LOOOOONG time! Well done Sarah Palin! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Morgan

Anonymous said...

Leave it to Beamish!
"I feel really, really bad for Joe Biden. He really did think hairplugs would be enough."

September 4, 2008 1:38 AM

Something I noted as soon as that gold-plated void was selected: Those hair plugs were taken from Hillary's rump and Waxman's nostrils, and now they thrive in the scalp of a pompous ass!

Morgan

Granny Annie said...

Normally I have a very short attention span but my mind did not wander for one second during Govenor Palin's speech. She is indeed mesmerizing and can tell it like it is.

I can't quote the exact line she used but I did enjoy the comment about moving the Greek columns at the DNC back to the movie set.

Anonymous said...

I just loved the way she said (of the big, hugely expensive, completely unnecessary, luxury jet her predecessors bought with taxpayer's money) "I put it on ebay."


Priceless!


I love this woman.


FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

And the lineup of Must Reads a Lucianne.com today is:


Wow, Wow, a Thousand Times Wow

Mrs. Smith and Wesson is going to Washington.



Palin's Home Run

Pitch perfect Palin, who knows the power of the pause, puts pundits in a pickle.



Media swoons over Palin's fiery speech

If looking like the waiting room line-up at a proctology lab can be called a swoon....



Estrich and Ingraham Slam Media’s ‘Vicious Attacks’ on Sarah Palin

This too shall pass and the beauty part...there are (so far) three more little Palin girls waiting in the wings.



Sarah Palin Makes History as First Female Vice Presidential Nominee of Republican Party



This is a transcript of Gov. Palin's speech at the convention.

Who you calling 'stewardess?'



Quote of the Day

"She was put on this earth to do two things: kill caribou and kick butt. She's all out of caribou."



Ldotter Note:

The site is wall-to-wall Palin this morning. All things considered, it's justified. We've waited a long, long time for this. Enjoy. There will be other news soon.

~ FreeThinke

Ducky's here said...

And Sarah also believes that even people on the terrorist watch list should be allowed to purchase weapons.

I also hope they go into her pastor's sermon concerning terrorism against Jews as punishment for not converting to Christianity (Protestant ONLY, please). A delightful side of hard core fundamentalists that should get more airplay.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever noticed how liberals can never express GLADNESS or GRATITUDE? Liberalism is based always on and endless series of complaints, attacks, and derogation.


Before they could HOPE to institute CHANGE, they first must do everything in their power to create an atmosphere of DOUBT, DISSATISFACTION and DESPONDENCY.


It is this base ingratitude for the Gift of Life and the opportunities being alive as a free person accords that defines the liberal.


Sarah Palin is the POLAR OPPOSITE of a LIBERAL. I'm sure that's why those of us who CAN love fell in love with her last night.


The scoffers, the nags and the naysayers tell us so much more about THEMSELVES than they ever do about the objects of their bilious observations.


The Divine Sarah of Today WILL triumph over the Nattering Nabobs of Negativism.

FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Headlines on DRUDGE:


The Speech...


CHICAGO: 'She has heart of street fighter'...


UK: 'Palin was stunning'...


'Like a moose going after a cabbage'...


Paper: Palin's hair 'about 20 years out of date'...


From thongs to T-shirts, it's Sarah wear...


Conservatives fired up...


Steinem: 'Palin shares nothing but a chromosome with Hillary'...

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

The blogs are just full of new enthusiasm this morning. I think we have found our newest Super Star.

Ducky's here said...

... and Todd is a champion snow machine racer.

Ducky's here said...

"John McCain's presidential campaign is threatening a lawsuit against the National Enquirer over a print edition story the tabloid ran today alleging that Gov. Sarah Palin has had an extramarital affair with her husband's business partner."

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This should be good. I think the Enquirer has another blood trail. Glad they aren't holding back on Caribou Barbie they way they did on Edwards. Aren't you all?

Rita Loca said...

My favorite was when she mentioned no being dependent on Venezuelan oil!

Rita Loca said...

Z, I'm stealing part of your post!
(tiptoeing off quietly...)

Ducky's here said...

I like the fact that black teen pregnancies are a "crisis" and white teen pregnancies are a "blessed event."

Anonymous said...

It seems that every blog is about our new super star this moring. We all can be very proud of her and John McCain today.

Ducky's here said...

Substantively, I strongly disagreed with her tongue-in-cheek dismissal of Obama for wanting to stand by due process for those who deserve to have their rights read to them in a way consistent with democracy.
She portrayed herself as being a believer in liberty -- distrustful of government, and then seemed to argue that some accused didn't deserve the benefit of due process that liberty promises and argued that an empowered government could judge who was evil and who was innocent without regard for basic human rights.

In other words she's either a hypocrite or, more likely, a ditz

Anonymous said...

We got a real winner in this gal
And the Libs know it.

Z said...

Why, DUCKY! You're leaving SO many duck droppings against Mrs. Palin that I have to ask...I just HAVE to, because I'm so flattered! here's why...

I'd imagine Daily KOS and Huffieton Post have plants on big, well read blogs, (trolls), who go around and insult the Conservatives and their commenters; to really stir the waters, instilling fear when they see the lefty rumors, etc.
My blog is VERY VERY small potatoes; you know that. SO, is it like you're a very LOW plant who doesn't rate the big successful, very well read blogs or should I and my commenter buddies be flattered that KOS and Huffie are THIS afraid of even US?!!
I like that! Tell me.

By the way....re: John Edwards? You lefties were the ones defending him (and Clinton), remember? "it's nobody's business.." etc. SO......wait! Why Palin? He had rumors DURING his PRES aspirations period!

Please supply a sermon from her pastor saying what you allege...I KNOW NO CHRISTIAN who has EVER heard anything close to what you're suggesting in a church. And, were I the Left, I'd go easy on SERMONS in CHURCHES, ifyougetmydriftandithinkyoudo

And, I'm with her on due process; i'd err on AMERICA'S SAFETY, not the suspected terrorist's...so I'm a "ditz", too. (thank God)

Re: Teen pregnancy; EVERY teen pregnancy is a "crisis", Ducky. When the father denies paternity and disappears when accused, that is a bigger crisis. Babies aren't loaves of bread to get tossed around ...they're children who deserve the chance to at least have parents who are married in an attempt to found a family. It's how you HANDLE problems, Ducky...not the Problems, which define anyone. Come back soon..as I said, I'm kind of flattered!


Thanks, all, for these fantastic comments....Isn't she a REAL star?

A breath of FRESH AIR..HALLELUJIAH!
I know this is short-lived glee because the Left is going to SKEWER her and leave unwarranted and unproven rumors everywhere and that does get me down; I can't imagine a journalist doing that, knowing they're going against everything America stands for and not caring.

xxx

elmers brother said...

ifyougetmydriftandithinkyoudo

elmers brother said...

"John McCain's presidential campaign is threatening a lawsuit against the National Enquirer over a print edition story the tabloid ran today alleging that Gov. Sarah Palin has had an extramarital affair with her husband's business partner."

They must be taking a page from Obama and those Ayers ads.

You know being in bed with communists is much better than cheating on your husband.

elmers brother said...

ifyougetmydriftandithinkyoudo

Ducky's here said...

Sarah the tax cutter:

"Republicans in Congress this June united to defeat a proposed windfall tax on oil companies, deriding it as a bad idea that would discourage investment in U.S. oil exploration.

Things worked out far differently in the GOP stronghold of Alaska, a state whose economic fate is closely tied to the oil industry.

Over the opposition of oil companies, Republican Gov. Sarah Palin and Alaska's Legislature last year approved a major increase in taxes on the oil industry — a step that has generated stunning new wealth for the state as oil prices soared."

But I thought repubs opposed the windfall profits idea. I do, it's pretty short sighted.

And even with that wingfall there is a good piece up on Sarah's budget. She cut the spending for a home for single pregnant mothers which provided housing and training during the babies first year and a half. Well I guess it serves them right. If you are going to fornicate you better make sure mom has connections so that things will be fine for young Juno Palin and baby Preggers.

Tax cutter? She even increased the sales tax when she was mayor. You suckers will believe anything.

Z said...

Did you all know Alaska is one of the only states where the natural resources belong to the PEOPLE of the state, not the gov't, so to speak. She gave $1500 to each Alaskan to help pay for gas..but it's theirs, they OWN it.

Thanks.

elbro...excellent; well and importantly said ifyouseewhatimeanandithinkyoudo!

elmers brother said...

"Republicans in Congress this June united to defeat a proposed windfall tax on oil companies, deriding it as a bad idea that would discourage investment in U.S. oil exploration.

With all that agreement among party members Duhkkky you'd think everyone was monolithic...you know


Barrack voted against the war and Biden did

doh

kevin said...

Beamish,

*Sarah Palin gives "tough" lessons to Chuck Norris.

*Sarah Palin is the reason Alaska is so big.

*Sarah Palin destroyed the land bridge between Alaska and Russia to keep the commies out.

*Sarah Palin drills for oil with her right pinky.

Z said...

kevin, I thought the reason NY is so big is because of Hillary?

Oh. You meant something ELSE, don't you. (sorry, ladies, I could NOT resist!)

GREAT list, Kev...really good! Thanks.

Z said...

Off Topic, I had to say this!
Did anybody know FLIES are REALLY SMART?
I never have flies in the house and now I have two big flies right here at my window. I keep swatting at them and they keep HIDING in a spot where I can't get at them.

I'm going to ask Mr. Z to trap them so they can be on Letterman..ya think!? LOL!

elmers brother said...

I saw a flea circus once

Anonymous said...

I think someone is taking comments from a church out of context, is what I am sure of, for I grew up in Assembly of God churches, which is what Mrs. Palin attends.
These people are very , very pro Israel.z

Some people need to get a grip.

WVDOTTR

Z said...

WV..I thought so.
Anyway...the very idea that the Left can complain about religion after what J Wright and Obama put us through!? amazing.

Elbro.....I've heard of those, too. Did they do TRICKS? I've got JUMBO FLEAS here doing disappearing tricks!!

Ducky's here said...

"She gave $1500 to each Alaskan to help pay for gas..but it's theirs, they OWN it."

So you support Hugo Chavez's nationalization of oil resources? FTW

Z said...

Ducky..it's THEIRS, get it? I don't know if it's a good idea or not for Alaska to be set up like that, but it beats Chavez....
It's not HIS to take from THEM and KEEP IT.

Anonymous said...

He's not keeping it. He's siphoning it off to pay for revolutions in Nicaragua, Bolivia, the FARC in Columbia, Ecuador, Argentina, re-arming Cuba, and now Paraguay...

Anonymous said...

ps- It's better that the oil wealth get distributed back to the people then left in the hands of do-gooders in DC.

As it is, Alaska's "permanent fund" is attracting Democrats into politics... for whoever gets elected first gets to tap the $40B currently held in "trust" (*giggles*)...

If Alaska had a huge deficit, the democrats would leave it alone...

elmers brother said...

Elbro.....I've heard of those, too. Did they do TRICKS? I've got JUMBO FLEAS here doing disappearing tricks!!

Oh yeah...

the trapeze act was fantastic but alas

one fell







not pretty

Anonymous said...

Back in the 1980's . the residents of Alaska used to get a rebate every year at tax time because of the pipeline.

I know this from neighbors who came from Alaska.

Yep. There is still a lot of opportunity up there.

They also used to have contract marriages, don't know if they still do or not.


It is like a whole other world there.


WVDOTTR

Anonymous said...

Seems Sarah has scared the Obama. And as usual , he is hiding behind skirts.
He is going to send out yet more females to take her down, including the awesome Mrs. Clinton.



PSSSST..has anyone told Obama Sarah is to be vice president?
WVDOTTR

Anonymous said...

Here's my favorite quote from her speech, Z.

“In politics, there are some candidates who use change to promote their careers. And then there are those, like John McCain, who use their careers to promote change,”

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Ducky, if you keep saying Sarah Palin is just like Hugo Chavez, you're going to fool your imbecilic brethren among the left into voting for her.

But, it's splendid comedy to laugh at.

Keep it up, dimwit.