Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. .
Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be 'locked' or 'not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
Could you help me please find these things, sir?
1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- 'not available'
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available'
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None 13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available'
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--'not available'
Oh hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after.
"Who wants to know these things?" asks Senator Obama.
Columbo answered:
THE PEOPLE
Z has a few more questions....How did you get Raines and Johnson UNlisted on your Economic Advisors list and why are you denying they were on it before this fiasco their 'great' economic input has caused?
And isn't it INFANTICIDE when someone signs a law saying babies who survive abortion attempts shouldn't have the right to a doctor's assistance? Why was that information locked up for so long?
I'm with Colombo.......I'll wait.
(thanks, Matt........We don't know who wrote this but it was unattributed at RENSE and I'm pleased to post it here)
z
71 comments:
yea! The people want to know!
Heh heh, good job!
NO BETTER GUEST THAN MY BELOVED COLUMBO!!! way to get the scoop z... it is unfortune mr. columbo is doing the work a media with integrity should be themselves doing!!!!.... keep him on the case z....
Very cool indeed, z! Columbo was just brilliant, wasn't he? Couldn't you see the fixed smile on Obama's face and the teeth gritted...We are all so familiar with his fake persona when being interviewed...heh
Great post. I'm a big fan of Columbo. Keep hammering NObama because the MSM sure isn't going to do the job.
Great. If anyone can get to the bottom of this, it's Colombo.
Funny. Wasn't Johnson originally going to be on Obama's VP selection committee before the fact that he was a CROOKED SCUMBAG came to light and Johnson was for to withdraw? Hmmmmm.
good stuff z...i didn't know that i needed to know those things but now i do...and now i want to know
kw
Great post, except for one little thing: Peter Falk is, undoubtedly, a BIG supporter of The Enemedia's Marxist Agenda, and Columbo's constant theme of the plain, poorly-dressed, poorly-spoken, clumsy-but-oh-so-crafty "little man" successfully bringing down the Mighty, and humbling the Haughty was a perfect example of the Marxist Class Warfare Paradigm in action.
Did you never notice how it was ALWAYS the rich, white, successful, famous, high-born, well-educated individual with the HIGH-CLASS ACCENT who got destroyed by Columbo, who was a symbol and stand-in for the WORKING CLASS?
Nevertheless, despite this false association with a member of the Enemy's team, the QUESTIONS are terrific.
ARE there any answers?
The sheeple don't give a rat's rump, they just want "revenge" on The Arch-Fiend, George W. Bush.
~ FreeThinke
Was the birth certificate issue ever resolved to any satisfaction?
BZ
Perhaps Columo could ask the press about their lack of inquisitiveness.
I loved the man in the raincoat and the cigar...
And isn't it INFANTICIDE when someone signs a law saying babies who survive abortion attempts shouldn't have the right to a doctor's assistance? Why was that information locked up for so long?
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Huh? Over the high side again, eh z?
Don't hold you breath waiting for any answers, Z!
And yes, it is indeed infanticide.
Killing babies = infantacide.
it can't be spun any other way.
How about concentrating on how those records of FOUR VOTES for that legislation got shut up until the Conservatives dug into it?
Better to keep that stuff silent, away from voters, and slam the Conservatives, than give voters the truth, huh, Ducky/
I want to know and SEE all those things!
You tell him Columbo!
We are waiting.
z,
let's pair up columbo and mr. monk together. maybe their combined brainpowers and deductive reasonings can get to the pottom of this.
great post!
MGM here. The "drive bys" go en mass to Alaska in hopes of digging up something, anything, that could be used (even if it has to be misrepresented) on Palin but haven't asked any of the questions listed here of BHO. The left will do anything, and I mean anything, in their pursuit of power. On the other hand, wanting to be fair, lets ask Vince Foster what he thinks about the measures taken by the left. He's not available? maybe Ron Brown then? Oh, not around either? Mc Dougal? Also gone? I guess we really don't need to know anything about BHO.
We sure don't, MGM. ZILCH.
And the media gives him a pass every single time. You know how I feel about the American media!
LOL!!! i love this! my father introduced me to columbo, who is an annoying genius. i LOVE this post! this is the normal side of my history. haha! great questions!
I repeat: It is, indeed, a great post, but like all the agreeable sentiments erroneously attributed to both the late George Carlin and the (apparently immortal) Andy Rooney, neither the writers of Columbo nor the actor who portrayed him would EVER want to embarrass "their" man, Obummer, by staging an interrogation like the one suggested.
"Columbo" was as ANTI-REPUBLICAN, ANTI-CONSERVATIVE as you could get. He really WAS "the rumpled, little man" wreaking revenge on high-class WASPS, who were ALWAYS portrayed as incredibly nasty, selfish, arrogant, crooked, and murderous on this show.
I happen to be a great admirer of what is TRULY "upper-class," and so I saw through Columbo right away, when he was new.
Namaste was right about one thing: Columbo sure was ANNOYING.
~ FreeThinke
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