Thursday, September 1, 2011

Being a sultry brunette myself (!)......I couldn't resist :-)

I thought I'd start September with a joke.......we all need humor and things are only going to get rougher as the days go by, so.....let's hope laughing on September 1st will set us up for some laughter all the rest of the month, too?  ENJOY!

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
  "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1.
"Do what?" asked Blonde #2.
"Send my lawn out to be mowed."


Always On Watch said...

I used to be a brunette -- well, sort of, as my hair has cinnamon highlights.

Now I'm a blond out of a bottle. Hides the gray.

I do love a good blond joke.

Bob said...

Is it September, already?

Silverfiddle said...

Good one!


Time goes by faster the older I get...

sue said...

Z - What else can I say except that's just plain funny. :=)

Lisa said...

I used to communicate on the phone with this woman for years at a company I used to work for and when we met in person finally she said to me she always pictured me as a little blonde girl,not a 5'10" brunette.
She was quite short and I told her "Gail and you sound so much taller on the phone"

Anonymous said...

Z, I've long been a fan of blond jokes. Always been a fan of blonds, for that matter. But I think the time is right for a change of scenery. I suggest 'democrat jokes' instead. Here's my offering, thanks to Top 100 Democrat Jokes:

Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!

~ Will

Z said...

Lisa, me, too! I'm a smidge under 5'10"... Funny that she thought you were a little blonde girl.

When Mr Z and I went to see HIS HERO, Laura Ingraham, we milled around during the cocktail hour looking for her for a few minutes when suddenly I said "Honey, THERE she is!" We were both looking sort considering her huge personality and big, deep voice!...Ingraham's about MAYBE 5'2" and 110 pounds dripping wet, I'd guess!
BUT< she makes you feel like YOU are whom she'd come to see..THAT sweet and gracious.

Z said...

Will, good ones!! And good idea!
THanks for that link!

Lisa said...
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Lisa said...

I'm a smidge under 5'10"...

How about that Z? Good for us.
Yeah Laura Ingraham sure does have a voice that doesn't match her stature. That must have been a while ago yes?
I met Michelle Bachman once,talk about teeny. She's a peanut.

I have another story. Years ago I worked for a family friend at their store . This man used to do the ordering for the company he worked for and he had the most sexy voice. Me and one of the other girls there used to get all little girly-like when he called . One day he came in to the store(it was an Office Supply Store)to pick something up he needed right away. We were so giddy we going to finally meet "Redmond". You should have seen us we were so ridiculous. Anyway when he came in later he was an older man with gray hair ,bald ,heavy and short. I mean he had it all. We just couldn't believe it . It was pretty funny.

Z said...

Lisa, that IS funny! You never know, do you!
How tall is your husband?

you met Bachmann, huh? What was your impression?

I think we met Ingraham about six years ago now....

Lisa said...

My husband is 5'8". Bachman came here campaigning for one of our local candidates in 2010 John Gomez who is fabulous but didn't win.
I shook her hand and it felt so frail. It was a pretty warm day but she drew large crowd. I like her for her drive and the fact she is against Obama. My overall impression is she wouldn't be my first choice only because of the media,they would do everything to try and destroy her and that is the sad truth unfortunately, but I know she is passionate and loves the country,unlike Mr Kenya there.
I think she believes in America and it's people and if she was the nominee I would support her 100%.
When I went to see her there as about or 6 paid protesters standing on the opposite side of the street shout the same ol'same 'ol. Meanwhile there was about 500 people there and I said to them "Don't you feel a little outnumbered"? Of course I was pleasant about it.
And I know they were paid because they show up everywhere with manufactured signs that are all the same.

Anonymous said...

My contribution which always cracks me up as I try to imagine one doing this:

"To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides."

Followed by...give her a tube of white out to erase mistakes on the PC!