Monday, November 22, 2010

Muslim women patting themselves down? WHAT?

The TSA warns us not to boycott body scanners at airports because we need to be safe.  Fine. Some of us disagree, some of us don't like it, but the TSA wants us to be safe, RIGHT?  

But, the news is that Janet Napolitano, head of Homeland Security (God, help us all) is considering allowing muslim women to pat themselves down...  

After all............"The Council on American-Islamic Relations, CAIR, has expressed concern with the TSA over the regulations and recommended special procedures for dealing with Muslim women. The organization issued a travel advisory for Muslims over the procedure.
In the advisory CAIR advises all Muslims to contact them and file a complaint with the TSA if they experience any “disturbing incidents” with the new procedures and they feel they have been unfairly singled out for screening."

Can you BELIEVE THIS?     What are your thoughts?



Anonymous said...

Thoughts? How can I have thoughts when my brain just imploded?

FrogBurger said...

Sorry to speak like this put people like Napolitano are just a-holes at this point.

We have to comply to this, they don't. We have to comply to healthcare, they don't.

It really is becoming time for civil disobedience. Big time.

FrogBurger said...

Or we should all dress in burqa, men and women, just for the time of going through the scanner. Can you imagine everybody doing this? I think that'd be the best. People would change right in front of the scanner and take it off after passing it.

beamish said...

I'd say if you're in line at the airport behind a Muslim female, pat her down yourself.

And if she don't like it, take her out in the parking lot and stone her to death.

What's up with this half-ass sharia anyway. Go big or stay home.

FrogBurger said...

The more I think about this and the more I'm wondering why an administration that is for equality so much would give exemptions to muslims?

They know such things would antagonize non Muslim americans vs muslim ones.

Are they doing it on purpose? IS antagonizing part of a larger agenda?

Or are they plain dumb and a bunch of wussies and are afraid?

Joe said...

FB & beamish: You are both geniuses (genii?)!

I love that we "...should all dress in burqa..."

That is a wonderful picture! And it would make Mama JN crazy!)

And "...pat her down yourself..."


To get to do those two things, I might consider flying again.

Teresa said...


Incompetano is such a moron. Rules in our society are so a$$ backwards.

Z said...

OH, my GOSH! I just responded to you all and it didn't take! (*&W$R(*&#@$(*@&#

Suffice it to say, I LOVE your comments....ANonymous cracked me UP..
FrogBurger is SO right about healthcare and muslims, etc., and I LOVE the idea of all of us dressing in burqas when we go to the airport.

Beamish, you slay me every time!

Joe, don't you LOVE THEM!?


beakerkin said...

Now this is ridiculous and the situation is becoming a joke.

Z said...

I just got this email!! SO funny! Pardon the few off color ones!:

Subject: New TSA Slogans

Grope discounts available.

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS

The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy

Stroke of the hand, law of the land

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Let your fingers do the Walking


Reach out and touch someone

Can you feel me now?

When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette

beamish said...

Are they doing it on purpose? IS antagonizing part of a larger agenda?

Nothing the Bush administration even did antagonized people or ingrained resentments against Muslims.

If I were one of the Mecca Meteorite worshippers, I'd be afraid of the insidiousness the Obama administration is promulgating against me and my kind by collectively punishing everyone but my kind for some of my kind's actions.

foxmuldar said...

I'd like to recommend that Janet Numbnuts Napolitano be patted down. With a Fuxxing Baseball bat.

Z said...

Beamish,'s not like Obama's crowd's making it easier for Americans to respect Muslims, is, so true.

Beak, that's what I IS a joke and I must say I've rarely been EMBARRASSED (if EVER?) of my country. geeeez, maybe I'm sounding a bit like Michelle Obama now, huh? But, at least I"ve lived these many years ADORING my country.

Folks...I"ll say it now; today? notsomuch. I swear. NOtsomuch.

Anonymous said...

Dress the TSA employee in a burqa, too, thus no problem.


David Wyatt said...

I know it'll never work, because folk just won't do it, but the answer is simple. DON'T FLY. I know many almost have to, but when the problem is this serious, serious measures must be taken, Just DON'T FLY unless it is completely 100% necessary or else. They'd likely pretty quickly get the message.....

Anonymous said...

Great. Sign me right up for this.
I will be sure to file a suit for discrimination for being a Christian.
Can one of them pat theirselves down?

SO many possibilities , so little time. Meanwhile, Al Queda laughs .

This is becoming insane.


Chuck said...

Anon pretty much said it.

Quite frankly I was waiting for this to happen as, I assume, everyone else here was.

I can't help but laugh though at the insanity of this (after I am done being pissed off that is). Imagine the scenario...

Muslim woman walks up

TSA agent says "pat yourself down please"

Muslim complies and says "nope, no bombs"

Muslim woman is then allowed to board the plane

Now, don't you all feel safe?

Z said...

SCDOTTR...good to see you... I hope all's going well.
And ya, is this NUTS or what?
I think we SHOULD sue for discrimination...we're discriminated because we can't search ourselves! :-)

Chuck, can't you picture it? "Sure, go ahead...." Meanwhile, they're strip searching 7 yr old American boys.

David, the trouble is that's exactly what Al Qaeda wants; to ruin our economy. that's the goal, keep us from flying, and today they're saying they'll be going after cargo next, to ruin trade between us and Europe.

We need to start bombing..SOON. I'm sorry about collateral damage........very sorry; when, in reality, their side LOOKS for collateral damage.

God, to have an administration like we have now, afraid to even say ISLAMIC TERROR or define the meaning of, we're so not safe.

Anonymous said...

"Quite frankly I was waiting for this to happen as, I assume, everyone else here was."

Chuck, you're spot on. In fact, I was looking forward to it. Know why? All bets are off!

It proves all of this scanning and groping is meaningless. If it's to search out terrorists and those most likely to commit terror are exempted, it's a sham, in fact it's suicidal.

This isn't a law. It wasn't voted in by congress, and signed into law by the President, it's a policy from the Dept. of Homeland Security.

So, if you refuse any of the options how can you be breaking the law, when there are those who are exempted because of their religion, and there is no law regarding it in the first place!

If there was, muslim women, or men dressed like a muslim woman, would have to obey the law, like anyone else. But, they won't because it's politically correct that they don't have to.

So if this exemption remains in force, the next time you go to the airport, you walk up, pat yourself down and tell the TSA employee you're clean, and board your plane.

If they won't allow you to board the plane, sue the hell out of them!

Is this crazy? You bet it is, but crazy is where we are!


Z said...

Pris, GOOD PLAN! "I'm okay...I passed my pat-down!" I LOVE IT!!

Soloman said...

Patting one's self down is something that should happen in the privacy of one's own home.

And if you're a Muslim woman and caught doing this, I believe they'll cut your hand off, or something of the sort...

Always On Watch said...

My first thought....Our nation is being run by idiots.

Always On Watch said...

David Wyatt said: I know it'll never work, because folk just won't do it, but the answer is simple. DON'T FLY.

I say: Exactly.

A total boycott on flying would bring about changes very quickly -- likely within two weeks.

Lisa said...

"Thoughts? How can I have thoughts when my brain just imploded?"

Mega Dittos

Lisa said...

I bet those body scans are going to become mandatory for all Americans as part of the health care bill so it can be attached to their medical records to figure out who is to be "rationed".

Scotty said...

"Those who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

Ben Franklin

FrogBurger said...

I will start selling burqas at airports then :) I am thinking of making them in colors for fun: pink, blue, yellow. I'll do a gay pride one too.

As far as gears, I'm also thinking of having a tshirt next time I go to an airport with things like:
- TSA Touch sex and a**
- TSA Touch sexual assets.

cube said...

This sounds like something out of the Onion. We should all revolt if it's true.

~Leslie said...

Well of course, we all know moslem women are not terrorists and would NEVER take any kind of weapon on board an airplane... Now, those Nuns, four year old girls, and elder ladies with walkers --they are who we really need to watch out for.

Not surprised by the story. We cater and pander to everything moslem, to the extent of eventually allowing ourselves to be killed -again.

~Leslie said...

In all seriousness, we really need to stop letting them equate the word Muslim with race. It is not a race, therefore it is not racial profiling. We need to correct the language being used and not comply with it.

Anonymous said...

The whole reason for the tightened security is what MUSLIMS have done to US. How crazy can you get to harass everybody BUT Muslims?

FrogBurger said...

How crazy can you get to harass everybody BUT Muslims?

It's the insanity of the left. Totally illogical, insane and they're running the asylum.

I really wonder sometimes if we're dealing with a different species of human beings. One that wouldn't last long since they don't seem to have any survival instincts or self-preservation goals. And actually it's quite the opposite. They seem to have so much self loathing, they're ready to commit civilization suicide by allowing someone else to do it for them.

It really is sick.

Ticker said...

Someone sent me via e-mail the perfect solution to this problem.
Simply have a booth, simular to what the bomb squad boys use to disarm bombs but you know make it look nice for the airport. Every person has to enter the booth, the door closes, if there is no bomb on the person the door opens and the person boards the plane. If the person is carrying a bomb there will be a soft muffled "boom", the cleaning crew will be called an an announcement will go out. There is an available seat on Flight 0000.
Now how simple is that! No profiling, no discrimination, no pat downs and no body scans. You'd think someone in the "gubermint" could come up with something that simple, but then again, Naw, never happen.

Z said...

TICKER, you are FABULOUS! That is absolutely hilarious, thanks SO much for bringing it stepdaughter and I are laughing out patoots off.

"boom"...."There is an available seat!..." Man, that's almost good enough to make a post of! Thanks!!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a great ad to stir up business for the almost-defunct RR trains. I remember the great days of the sleeper & dining cars going from Coast to Coast. Boy, does that give my age away!


Anonymous said...

Rush was discussing this subject with a caller and suggested that this whole idea of "extra security measures' might just be a lead up to an attempt by the government to nationalize the whole airline industry under the guise of necessary security considerations. Pistole keeps citing security and passenger safety as the reasons for enhanced procedures. Would Obama have the gall to take over the airlines industry? Does Hugo Chavez have the gall to take over every private enterprise in Venezuela? Is Lawrence O' Donnell a Socialist? You know the answer to all three.

MGM in Anderson IN

FrogBurger said...

an attempt by the government to nationalize the whole airline industry under the guise of necessary security considerations.

That would be the agenda I was trying to find. Good point. And then they can start telling us where we can and can't fly.

It's amazing how focused they are when they want to control citizens. But illegal citizens can do as they wish.

Those people do deserve civil disobedience from us.

FrogBurger said...

I meant illegal immigrants and not illegal citizens. (duh!)

Jan said...

Z...patting down yourself? How idiotic can it get?

Wouldn't that be kind of like doing your own breathalyzer test...and making the officers take your word for it?

I can't even picture the women patting themselves down...will it be in front of everyone, or do they get privacy for this? It is just too crazy for words.

If their getting that 'priviliege' is for religious purposes, then I think that all Christians should be exempt, too, because we don't believe in being groped and manhandled by anyone, either.



Leticia said...

I agree with Beamish and FrogBurger. I'm in!

This is truly infuriating and completely unfair to the rest of America.

This is way out of control.

Anonymous said...

Did I read here that someone suggested making these gropes and scannings part of the new Obamacare health plan?

Now, that might have merit.

These TSA people have such power. Thanks to certain parties that voted to make them government employees,too.

Thanks , Miss Z , for welcoming me.
Lots been going on down here in the south.


FrogBurger said...

I think that all Christians should be exempt, too, because we don't believe in being groped and manhandled by anyone, either.

The lefty despises christianity as the religion of the dominant civilization. Therefore it won't be exempted.

You have to think about exemptions for muslims like positive discrimination. So it doesn't apply to us.

David Wyatt said...

I'm with Ticker!

Z, you have a great idea too! Laugh your patoot off, & the TSA can't grope it!!