Oath of Office..............

"I, Barack Hussein Obama, promise to start putting America first.  I promise not to champion half of America and insult the other half.  I promise to learn from and to fix crises instead of creating philosophical nightmares from them.

One of the most important things I will finally turn my attention to in really meaningful ways is JOB CREATION.....not  federal jobs but jobs which hard working Americans will start creating because they're allowed to run their companies without the myriad job-killing restrictions I've placed on them.  I am starting to see sanity in that regard. 

I am also more sanely viewing Black on Black killings....I should have made an effort to help stop this a long time ago but, instead, I put getting votes above doing the right thing.  As the first half Black president, I should have realized I had a unique pulpit from which to try to help kids stop killing each other....I will work on this but, as far as gun control specifically, I will put that aside for now, stop the silly new, very costly study I ordered, and actually finally devote myself to JOBS;

I have been belittling to the Republicans and want to stop that.  I saw a few minutes of CNN Sunday during which they were all discussing the "silliness" of the last four years, pretty clearly implying it's the GOPs fault that I haven't got my (and the media's) way on everything (though I have been able to pass quite a bit and am sorry about a lot of it now) and that it has been all their fault and I realized how silly that sounds.  And immature.  John Boehner's being blasted for saying he won't talk with me but, really, the truth is that I've never even spoken to most Democrats in Congress let alone Republicans.  I've sent Reid and Pelosi to talk to them but I'm thinking that's created an Ivory Tower image of my presidency that truly IS silly and I need to push my sleeves up, really listen, and give the GOP credit for their good ideas and actually implement them.  We all need to put aside politics and work for our great country.  Dr Martin Luther King, Jr and Abraham Lincoln, whose Bibles I swore on today, would have wanted it that way.

I will stop all pork.  When a bill is written, nothing will be attached.  There is absolutely nothing good that's come of that and, if my presidency leaves nothing else good behind, doing this alone will be worth it.   And I promise to stop letting Republicans take the blame for bills that, on the surface, sound so good, like "save the water," or "save the hurricane victims," making the GOP sound BAD for not signing on, when I knew very well that the public would never learn that on those bills were impossible things the GOP was right in not passing.

I will try to forget my past because I have realized that nothing in it has promoted any remote sense of understanding, truly understanding and appreciating, the constitution or the amazing foundations of this country;  I've been too busy buying into the Left's constant chipping away at anything which shows America's greatness.  I picked America-hating  friends and mentors my whole life and that's stopping. I actually bought into the harangue that "America isn't  a good country so it doesn't deserve to be the world power."   This kind of thinking has to stop if we and the world are to continue benefiting from everything good America TRULY is.

Yes, I attended a Black church again Sunday, yesterday, to honor Dr King, but I suppose most people have noticed that it's a rarity that I go to church anywhere, and when I do it's always  a "black church"...  I think most Americans are fair-minded enough not to care what church their president attends, but I did lie about immediately finding a church in D.C. upon my first inauguration and haven't done so.  And I should not only attend Black churches because this does nothing for trust, but I should start attending Asian, White and Hispanic churches, too.  Jesus Christ is Lord and Savior and, while other religions have always been welcomed in the States, I forgot that the huge majority of Americans are Christians of any color.    

There are many things I've done wrong and I regret them.  One thing I know I must do is to insist that American teachers stop indoctrinating our children to leftwing ideology in schools.  We must teach to THINK not to THINK LEFT.   And we must remind children something I fear I contributed to helping them forget:  Success is a GOOD THING.  Morality is a good thing.  Indeed, America is a GOOD THING.

And, finally, though I could enumerate a thousand more points like those above (to my shame), I'd like to remind us all that we must tighten our belts and get the debt down if we are to survive and it might take some awfully disappointed entitlement-seekers to finally understand and I might lose votes for that, but I am going to try to get everyone to understand what Romney was trying to say.   Entitlements are going to be stopped.  We will find other ways to help needy Americans but it will not be through robbing other Americans against their will.   JFK was right when he said "Ask not what your country can do for you but what YOU can do for your country."   Our country can't keep doing for its citizens, we all have to chip in and help others, not depend on our neighbors forced into unsustainable medical plans or forced into putting a cap on their earning power.  We need to make ALL Americans stronger and that should not include crippling the already-strong.

God bless this country.  I am reelected and some were hugely disappointed, including the owner of this blog, Z, but I want to promise her and her readers and, indeed, the whole country, that I will be everyone's president in the next four years, not just Black America's president, or Leftwing America's president, and I want to thank her and other Conservative bloggers for having made me see the light" (Z: Okay...i had to throw a little levity in here!!)

I CAN DREAM!! :-)  Z

don't you just WISH!?

z