Thursday, September 4, 2008

when you hear "What will we do if McCain dies? He has the experience!"

..just answer with "Well, what will we do if Biden dies?"
and, really..Biden's never run anything, either! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 comments:

Papa Frank said...

His MUCH older mother seemed to be enjoying herself there at the convention. HHMMMMM

Ducky's here said...

DOW down 4% after Palin speech !!!

elmers brother said...

duhkkky it was the unemployment news not the speech moron

Victor's Voice said...

Ducky's here said...
"DOW down 4% after Palin speech "

It will go down 300-500 points if Obama should win!!!

shoprat said...

Good answer.

If Obama wins I can see the DOW at half its present level before the election in 10.

Ducky's here said...

elmer, you're humor impaired.

Oh, and if Caribou Barbie can raise taxes on the oil companies and pass out welfare checks to every Alaskin why is she bustin' on Chavez for doing that for Venezuelans.

Now in seriousness ... it was more than the unemployment report (which was terrible). This economy is teats up. "I don't know nothin' 'bout no economy, Miss Scarlet" McCain better have something to say other than more tinkle down which was what got you all here in the first place.

Z said...

ducky, are you being obtuse on purpose? Think, man, THINK.

Victor's Voice, happy to have you here. and BOY are you right.

Pops...the 96 year old mother has a living TWIN SISTER in Pasadena, CA. Talk about good genes!
I still think the line's pretty good..Wish I'd thought of it.

Anonymous said...

Yes. Biden has had TWO aneurysms in his head, both of which were operated on successfully, but–––YOU NEVER KNOW . . . Tsk tsk tsk!


Ah, the crapehangers!


What would life be without the crapehangers?


What if. . . What if . . . What if!


What if Krakatoa blows up again?


What if the Russians decide to use one of those misslies they've been storing since the Cold War and blow one of our cities to Kingdom Come?


What if Barak Obama gets assassinated before the election?


What if Sarah Palin gets pregnant AGAIN?


What if Sarah's handsome husband decides to have an affair?


What if Sarah's daughter's baby turns out to have spina bifida or a cleft palate or no eyes?


What if the sky falls?


What if (GASP!) Hillary Clinton gets pregnant?


Oh oh oh oh oh!


I don't think I can STAND it anymore. The SUSPENSE is too too much! It's just killing me.


"If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take."

AMEN!


~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Since we're going there....


If Biden dies then Barry might pick a decent running mate. That would really suck.

Stay healthy, Joe.... keep talking into the mic!

- Deaner

Average American said...

News flash people! Sarah Palin made more executive decisions in two years as Mayor of Alaska than NOBAMA AND BIDEN COMBINED have in THEIR ENTIRE LIVES!!!!!!!!! Lack of experience is an issue on the Democratic ticket, NOT on the Republican ticket!!

Joe

Z said...

deaner..HI! Ya, if Biden's going to die(God forbid) let it NOT be now.!
I don't know what O would do; nobody to tell him about foreign relations, etc.!!

Right, Joe!

FT...the crepe hangers have to be out there..........gloom and doom is their stock and trade and you sure don't see that from Republicans, do you.

WomanHonorThyself said...

good grief ..ha Palin is just too charismatic eh!..the lefties are squirming big time!:)

Steve Harkonnen said...

...well actually, I was sort of impressed with McCain this evening. Great credit to him.

Z said...

Glad to hear you say that, Steve.
I told Mr. Z tonight that the conservatives who weren't voting for McC began to make noises about changing their minds...are you? Has Palin changed your mind?
I've been so busy lately I've barely had time for my blog let alone all of the great blogs I like to visit; did you blog on this at all? xxx

Anonymous said...

What can I say, those Scots -Irish people, they have something.

We will probably never see the likes again ,of such a man as John McCain, in our lifetimes.


No matter how many policies or little nuances I might not like of his..I could never , ever do anything short of respecting him and honoring him.


This country would be so priveledged to have him in the whitehouse.

Tonight, I saw something, I saw a great AMERICAN PATRIOT.
The real deal.

Thank you, John McCain.

And Obama...man, you are in for a rough time , kid-o.



John McCain, turned loose a little at the end of his speech and he rocked!

WVDOTTR

CJ said...

I agree about John McCain and I intend to vote for him. His personal integrity says more than his voting record in the end. His choosing Sarah Palin was a giant plus for his character in my book. Then his personal story that he told tonight was believable -- how he became a man for his country instead of a man for himself. Wonderful.

No I haven't changed my mind that sometimes you simply cannot vote even if you allow a worse evil to win. I still believe that but I'm not going to argue it at this point.

Anonymous said...

Correction Z: Biden has run something...his mouth! And he's really good at it!

the man LOVES to hear himself talk.

Anonymous said...

Sarah will be a quick study where the machinery of DC is concerned. That's all that's necessary in this case. After that she'll need a good right hand man who she trusts. Bush has Rove and Card who he can trust. You MUST have a cabinet that you can trust.

Sarah has THE most important characteristics already licked! She doesn't seem like an incoherant vacillator, she seems to know her own mind. My guess is that she also has good judgement. This makes her FAR more qualified than the Dem ticket already.

Morgan

Anonymous said...

Ever wonder what it looks like to watch your neighbor's patio furniture fly into the lake? I wish I had a camera!

Morgan

Anonymous said...

Score tied at 42 each this morning

Ducky's here said...

Well the commercials are already being prepared. This morning's news was anticipated but they need a rework after last night.

Here's a quote from McCheese last night:

"Government assistance for unemployed workers was designed for the economy of the 1950s. That's going to change on my watch."


And this morning we get the report of over a full point jump in unemployment (and it ain't over yet folks).

So McCheese wants you back in the robber baron days when you just got tossed out in the street when the foreclosure came around. The man is a true ignoramus and his stupidity ("When I voted against the holiday I didn't know who Martin Luther King was") is going to get hammered.
Lot of ways to reinforce a stupid persons stupidity in an ad and McCheese is a target rich airhead.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather have a Gal like Sarah Palin in office than Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton together

Ducky's here said...

For class discussion:

This is a quote from McCheese last night.

"I fight for Americans. I fight for you. I fight for Bill and Sue Nebe from Farmington Hills, Michigan, who lost their real estate investments in the bad housing market."

Note that he talks about "investments", plural. This is what the clown is concerned about, the presence of risk in a capital market. He's upset that the speculators got burned.

The man is simply not very bright.

Brooke said...

Did Ducky say something about Caribou Coffee?

Man, that place is good.

elmers brother said...

Note that he talks about "investments", plural. This is what the clown is concerned about, the presence of risk in a capital market. He's upset that the speculators got burned.

and Congress wasn't, anyone that owns a house makes an investment duhkkky

elmers brother said...

elmer, you're humor impaired.

Duhkkky at least I'm human

Anonymous said...

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Canard a l'orange
Canard aux cerises
Duckling Bigarade
Thai-style Ginger Duck
Thai-style Crispy Duck
Peking Duck (NOT "Beijing" Duck)
Cassoulet (casserole of white beans with Duck, Pork, Lamb, et al.)

QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!

~ FreeThinke

Ducky's here said...

If Biden dies then Nancy Pelosi is next in line of succession. Cool, eh/

elmers brother said...

yeah but who will take care of her 5 kids?

Z said...

Elbro! You hit it out of the PARK with that one.......Pelosi's got TONS of kids, too!
I saw her on The View talking about the choices she had to make and how hard it was! And she's LOADED, SHE wouldn't drive herself to work or fire the cook!!
It was like she was telling the audience she'd done everything! OH, I'm so glad you reminded me of this; I'm going to do some digging...methinks you just dispelled the leftist lies and hypocrisy better than anyone.
pelosi; no wonder I haven't heard her chime in on Sarahs choices.!!!

Z said...

Here tis: "While raising her five children prior to her election to Congress, Pelosi served in a number of positions including Chair of the California Democratic Party. She has represented California’s Eighth District, which includes most of San Francisco, since 1987, achieving a distinguished record of intelligence and security initiatives, family and child policy, health care, human rights and environmental policy."

So, she can claw herself up through the ranks with 5 children, but a Republican CAN'T?