Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Decoding the Left

how to decode the liberal left


  
DEMOCRAT  REPUBLICAN
  
Arsenal  Gun Collection
  
Delicate  Wetlands  Swamp
  
Undocumented  Worker  Illegal Alien
  
Cruelty-Free  Materials  Synthetic Fiber
  
Assault and  Battery  Attitude Adjustment
  
Heavily Armed  Well-protected
  
Narrow-minded  Right Thinking
  
Taxes or Your Fair  Share  Coerced Theft
  
Commonsense Gun  Control  Anti-Gun Confiscation  Plot
  
Illegal Hazardous  Explosives  Fireworks or Stump  Removal
  
Non-viable Tissue  Mass  Unborn Baby
  
Equal Access to  Opportunity  Socialism
  
Multicultural  Community  High Crime Area
  
Fairness or Social  Progress  Marxism
  
Upper Class or "The Rich  "  Self-Employed or  Investor
  
Progressive,  Change  Big Government Scheme
  
Homeless or  Disadvantaged  Bums or Welfare Leeches
  
Sniper Rifle  Scoped Deer Rifle
  
Investment For the  Future  Higher Taxes
  
Healthcare  Reform  Socialized Medicine
  
Extremist, Judgmental, or  Hater  Conservative
  
Truants  Homeschoolers
  
Victim or  Oppressed  Criminal or Lazy  Good-For-Nothing
  
High Capacity  Magazine  Standard Capacity  Magazine
  
Religious  Zealot  Church-going
  
Reintroduced  Wolves  Sheep and Elk Killers
  
Fair Trade  Coffee  Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
  
Exploiters or "The Rich  "  Employed or Land Owner
  
The Gun Lobby  NRA Members
  
Assault  Weapon  Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1  Carbine)
  
Fiscal  Stimulus  New Taxes/Higher Taxes
  
Same Sex  Marriage  Legalized Perversion
  
Mandated Eco-Friendly  Lighting  Chinese Mercury-Laden Light  Bulbs
  
Accepted Facts   Horse Shit

Thanks to Ticker!

11 comments:

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

The "code" thing is going around,,,

http://christopher-conservativeperspective.blogspot.com/2012/02/what.html

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

True. But he who controls language, controls how Leftist PC philosophies are disseminated and how they weaken our nation.

BZ

Silverfiddle said...

I love these lists, most of all for how foam-at-the-mouth angry they make the lefties.

Ducky's here said...

Not surprising that most of the list was pitched toward gun loons.

Opinionated Me said...

Progressives, Democrats, Liberals, call them whatever they wish to be labeled these days and they use these terms to hide behind the Democrat's Party, but the bottom lines is that they are not the Democratic party of yesterday they are a radical bunch of blissfully ignorant Communists.
Except for the few who may be actually mentally retarded, all Progressives are literally fascists, and have a radical political agenda.
Call them what you may but history shows us that Socialist, Fascist, Nazi and Progressive are just different names for the same koolaid-drinking movement.
Hitler’s had the same Progressives' agenda that Democrats have now.

The fact that they cannot see what is going on when it’s right there before their very eyes and when it is shown to them day in and day out, is as scary as the followers of Nazism, and Communism,, or any other Jonestown-type koolaid-drinking socialistic agenda. Today’s liberals tend to destroy the principles which our freedoms were founded, They are spoiled, and angry and jealous of the American way and they will stop at nothing to achieve their demands that a entitlement and compensation giving government meet all their needs from cradle to grave. We just saw this example in the “Occupy Wall Street” movement.
These entitlements, food stamps, welfare, and other means of compensation such as affirmative action produce children to develop all the way from infancy to adulthood the distorted and irrational beliefs of the liberal mind. And thus Liberalism is a mental illness, and produced the unequivocally political madness that we see in America today.

Bunkerville said...

Good one!

Lisa said...

great list and great comments expcept Ducky's,lol!!!!!
"Me Op" I love your passion and I agree with all of it.

Ticker said...

Silverfiddle said...
I love these lists, most of all for how foam-at-the-mouth angry they make the lefties.

Ducky's here said...Not surprising that most of the list was pitched toward gun loons.


BINGO! SF gets the prize for correctly predicting Ducks reaction.

christian soldier said...

I like the list-thanks!
Carol-CS

Z said...

Me? Op?....I agree (I agree with most of the comments here, too)...and it's odd you'd say that today because I heard Michael Medved in the car radio 30 minutes ago say we can't compare the Leftwing with nazis, etc., and the damage that happened in that situation...and I disagree.
No, we are NOT (Thank GOD) looking at six million people dead, but we are looking at an American dream that's died which could affect far, FAR more people in really negative ways.

It's a loss to the whole world which is mostly too stupid to understand what they'll miss: I believe we can say that our country as we know it, the country good immigrants flocked to in order to BE Americans, not live OFF of Americans, the America which each new generation prospered through better than the last, the America which told our kids they wouldn't be taxed to death or pay for their neighbors' health and that they could be ANYTHING they wanted to be and as RICH as they wanted to be, is GONE.
SO is research that put America on the cutting edge, space exploration and so many other things...all gone. And so is pride which leftwingers have squelched by making it look like it's constantly AMERICA that's wrong...and shipping that ridiculous message to Europe via the NEW York Times, which owns the Int'l Herald Tribune, which Europeans read in ENglish.

we could all go on and on.

it's a horrid situation and I don't see way out.
And another 4 years of Obama is disastrous.

MathewK said...

"Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)"

LOL Good one.

I think liberals would even lose bladder control if someone wanted to own a blunderbuss.