Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Obama "Boogie Woogie, Bugle Man..." You're it...oh, man

He was a famous trumpet man from out Chicago way
He had a boogie style that no one else could play
He was the top man at his craft
But then his number came up and he was gone with the draft
He's in the army now, blowing reveille
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B

They made him blow a bugle for his Uncle Sam
It really brought him down because he could not jam

The captain seemed to understand
Because the next day the cap' went out and drafted a band
And now the company jumps when he plays reveille
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B

A-toot, a-toot, a-toot-diddelyada-toot
He blows it eight-to-the-bar, in boogie rhythm
He can't blow a note unless the bass and guitar is playing with him
He makes the company jump when he plays reveille
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B

He was our boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B
And when he plays boogie woogie bugle he was buzy as a "bzzz" bee
And when he plays he makes the company jump eight-to-the-bar
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B

Toot-toot-toot, toot-diddelyada, toot-diddelyada
Toot, toot, he blows it eight-to-the-bar
He can't blow a note if the bass and guitar isn't with him
And the company jumps when he plays reveille
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B

He puts the boys asleep with boogie every night
And wakes 'em up the same way in the early bright
They clap their hands and stomp their feet
Because they know how he plays when someone gives him a beat
He really breaks it up when he plays reveille
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B

Da-doo-da da-doo-da-da da
Da-doo-da da-doo-da-da da
Da-doo-da da-doo-da-da da
Da-doo-da da-doo-da-da
And the company jumps when he plays reveille
He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B!

Z: I'm sacrificing this song I love so much because it just seemed fitting....the words just seem so fitting. How the HECK are so many Americans jumping to his BEAT, folks? And, in the meantime, McCain's cozying up to a group who wants to take my State back for Mexico. Some difficult choice we've got this coming November, huh, folks?

I dedicate this post to Just Some Guy, who likes mermaids.


Anonymous said...

If "God DAMN America" was not enough to yank this slick black eel out of the sea, and force him to flip around helplessly on the sand while his blonde, hatchet-voiced antagonist stomped him to jelly, no force on earth could stop Boosayno now.

Boosayno is one of those (invariably bad) ideas whose time has come. He is The New Face of Marxism.

Watch Russert and that gallstone from MSNBC, Keith Olbermann, yuck it up over Hillary's inevitable demise.

Keep some Bromo handy before you begin watching this video:

God HELP America!

~ FreeThinke

Z said...

OH, Free Thinker! I almost posted your link before I posted this! That's a riot. BUT, I couldn't have (that "gallstone from MSNBC", which is hilarious, by the way) Olberman's face on MY blog for ANY reason. (folks; watch at your own risk)

Were they NOT "yucking it up"? I thought Russert looked like he could barely contain himself from doing a Tom Cruz on his chair!

Anonymous said...

Z, I'm going to have to have some private words with you about this desecration of one of my favorite immediate Post-WWII memories–––The Andrews Sisters.

Associating their peppy, fun-loving, upbeat, invigorating, uniquely-American Big Band Era style with "Boo Say No Bama" is like garnishing a beautifully prepared banana split with used crankcase oil.


~ FreeThinke

Z said...

Free Thinker...that is exactly why I did NOT embed that very video. Trust me, I could have selected the marvelous Andrews Sisters' version; I figured it was like the opposite of using the gallstone's picture anywhere here; As much as I'd NEVER post his ugly snout, I'd NEVER besmirch the Andrews Sisters or their version of this song in relation to OBAMA, TRUST ME.

Anonymous said...

Was that Hillary in the audience?

btw- this thread has a stinko de mayo, low-tide smell about it. Great work, keep it up!

nanc said...

i've decided the only way i may b*tch about the next president is if i don't vote for any of them.

that way, you cannot pin it on me!




not a one of them worth a dayam - no not one.



Z said...

JSG.."Low tide smell.." the mermaids, or? what?

nanc...nobody's worse than a socialist (O and Hill) for president. I voted for Bush and have NO problem bitching about him from time to time!

Anonymous said...

.."Low tide smell.." the mermaids, or? what?

Just a wish... that henceforth when people hear the name Obama or see his picture, may they forever associate it in their minds with the smell of the seashore at low tide... fermenting kelp, dead fish and a musty salt-laden air.

Perhaps they might also link that odor with a subliminal mental visualization of certain post-civilational artifacts washing up upon the shore, soggy tampons and perhaps a some Coney Island Whitefish (see picture at bottom)....

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

I fall into bouts of uncontrollable laughter when I hear the Democrat line that McCain is the "3rd term of George W. Bush," as if McCain's "maverick" reputation and resulting conservative ire were not sparked by McCain running in the opposite direction of Bush for the past 7 years.

Given that Democrats are unable to inspire even a needle on a brain wave monitor to fidget, you could probably already handicap this election in McCain's favor.

McCain would win the Democratic Party nomination in a heartbeat. Why do you think John Kerry wanted him to be his VP? (Besides his having the first name of John...)

Karen Townsend said...

I agree, the label of McCain as another term of Bush is hilarious. They have so little in common. Shows there is not so much to tar McCain with, after all. He's been the favorite Republican of Democrats for years!

I always vote. That way, I have every right to complain!

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

I'm fairly confident that McCain could name Hillary Clinton as his running mate and still beat Obama.

Everything looks bigger on television.

Especially Obama.

Z said...

JSG; Ah, yes.....a filthy, cluttered, garbaged beach smell. Obama, you bet. "soggy...." oh, man, Farmer.

Beamish...I hope you're right. Although this La Raza idiocy has me bereft and desperate.

And, it'd be totally understandable that McCain would win with Hillary.....McCain will win 50% of America right off the bat (or 46% or whatever)..add the idiot left who loves a Clinton just for the sake of loving a Clinton, and they number beats Obama, no?

McCain's OLD, the media WILL find a girlfriend in McCain's closet by then or SOME indiscretion, mcCain is sucking up to La Raza (which is not unlike sucking up at a KKK Convention but our media hasn't the freakin' GUTS to admit it like they would if he DID show up at a lousy KKK convention), his war stance is tough and he will not leave Iraq, McCain is WHITE Republican, McCain is anti abortion;
Obama's young, Black, articulate and has no experience, he's all about a woman's CHOICE to kill her unborn child (good Christian that he is),plus he's promising to bring your neighbor's son home from Iraq and has lots of hope and believes in CHANGE!
Obama could win, Beamish.

Anonymous said...

Whoever the D'Rats finally choose the slogan will be

McCAIN v. UNABEL in '08!

Clear our sites of Marxist mud
Help McCAIN spill UN-ABEL's blood!

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Bonsoir Dear Zin;

Today is an Historic day for the Iranian's Bloody war against the Mullahs Regim and the Mullah's Europeen Allies,

I don't know if you permit me to pass this news in your BLOG.

I know that, the title of your article is not relating the Iranian's strugle for their democracy, but knowing you, I know that you love the democracy and the people who fights for the Democracy,

So below is only a few of the titles;

1 - British government defeated over Iranian resistance group (PMOI/MEK)

2 - Maryam Rajavi: Europe must recognize the Iranian Resistance for democracy

3 - The PMOI campaigns for a change of regime in Iran and has cross-party political support in Britain.

4 - British court to rule on Mojahedin of Iran (PMOI/MEK)

You can see the whole story in the Iranian Resistance's site, below.


Anonymous said...

Beamish, it's only Obama's EARS that keep looking bigger on TV.

I think his ears may be the equivalent of Pinocchio's famous nose.

QUESTION: Why do Democrats lie?

ANSWER: They'd have nothing to say, if they didn't.



Anonymous said...


Do you think anyone in the West would be more sympathetic, concerned and helpful to the victims of the "MYANMAR" disaster, if they'd kept calling the country BURMA?

~ FreeThinke

Z said...

JSG...I thought it looked like Hillary, too, by the way!!

Anonymous said...


If I'm permitted to bring my observations from outside of your electoral batles, I would say that, out of America you the Americans are seen as follows;

the 11 points of difference between Obama and McCain will be dissipated when we will aproach the Novembre and the things will become more serious.

there is an Analysis at this side, that says that, McCain is the winner for the following reasons,

first of all, the Americans will choose the one who can assure their future with a better economy and better security.

the first term of the economy for the americans is the price of the Gas.

The price of the GAS is tied to the situation of the Iraq's stability.

The Iraq's Stability is directly connected to the Iran's interferrence in IRAQ.

that's why Iran has amplified his terror activities in IRAQ, Iran has invested all his capacities on the defeat of your Army in IRAQ and on the increase of the Violance in IRAQ.

Out of USA, nobody thinks that OBAMA with his large smile and his bigger incapacity and inexperience can convince the anxious people of the USA to vote for him.

Even if Obama has promissed the moon of a good economy to the americans, He can not secure IRAQ( and oil) with smile, and he can never convince the Jihadists and the Mullahs to not to use the Nuclear BOMB if they acquire it.

So, when the things become more serious, the Americans will think twice,

What I wrote is not my own apreciations, my collegues in USA and EU(the scientists and the research people) say that, and surprisinglly, the Iranians in IRAN and the Iraqis secullars says the same thing.

Mayebe we all are wrong, but the history of the Americans has never recorded a national and international disaster when the times become very rough.


Anonymous said...

The trouble for the Clintons, is they just don't stay bought.

Bill was never first choice in 1992 and terrible things happened to the Democrats after he got in.

Then there is the Nancy Pelosi factor, who is so anti American, so I figure she is helping to go against Old Hillary.

OBama might find that the thinking humans of this country just might not feel like turning over this country to the UN.


heidianne jackson said...

sorry to be so late to the bb, y'all. it seems you (and all the commenters here) are right on top of everything important. :)

I love the metaphor you've brooked here, z, but I hate that this song is now forever ruined for me...

heidianne jackson

Z said...

SAM, thank you so much! I do hope you and all the other thinkers you cite are right!
The trouble is, SAM, that Marxists have invaded our country for years and us NONMarxists are only now waking up.
I believe there are many, many Americans who still don't quite understand the threat of islamofascism and many who will ignore it in order to get free healthcare, free college, tax rebates, a huge minimum wage, gay marriage....but, I could be wrong.
I pray that's so!

thank you for your excellent analysis and your support and affection for America. z

Z said...

Heidianne, it's one of the reasons I couldn't post the Andrews Sisters BUGLE BOY....if I'd posted THAT, it would have REALLY ruined this wonderful song for me!!
you're never too late coming's a pleasure to have you here at any time!

Anonymous said...

Actually these "mermaids" were pretty cute and their version of the song is well-produced.

But what have MERMAIDS got to do with either Boogie-Woogie, Bugle Boys or Company B?

This was not a NAVY song, as I recall.

Ah well! In a world where "God DAMN America" is deemed acceptable nothing makes any sense anyway.

Welcome to Perdition
Where Legions of the Lost
Expect warm recognition
And flames to be their host

But after this rendition
Produced at greatest cost
Hell suffers inhibition
And now produces frost.