Wednesday, January 14, 2009

AARP EYE CHART

HOW TO BE CRUEL TO OLD GUYS.

HA! We can always use a little levity around here and I thought this was pretty funny! I hope you do, too!!

z

24 comments:

DD2 aka Debonair Dude said...

Now where did I put my Magnifying glass?

I.H.S. said...

LOL! Just think they could possibly thin the elderly population of men by giving them all heart attacks while reading an eye chart.

"Now Mr. Mathusala can you tell me what article of clothing is missing on the third line?"

Thanks for the laugh,Z.

Blessings.

Beverly said...

Oh, hi, Z, that is a good one. They should have that one in all the eye doctors' offices in Florida.

Sue said...

That's a good one.

cube said...

I never thought I'd be happy for presbyopia... ;-)

Ducky's here said...

Sure it isn't a laser eye surgery sales tool?

christian soldier said...

Z-LOL LOL LOL--THANK YOU-I needed this today...

shoprat said...

Cruel to old guys? try cruel to most guys.

JMK said...

That is VERY funny....except for this bad case of eye strain, I found it really funny.

WomanHonorThyself said...

shame on u..oh boo!..lol

Anonymous said...

This is really clever. Very funny.

To the guys here over 50. 60? 65?Don't let 'em get you down. Like it says on a T-shirt I gave Mr. Pris for Christmas, complete with a picture of "the Duke", "Old Guys Rule"!!


Pris

Anonymous said...

VEry clever!

Very funny!

Very frustrating!

~ FreeThinke

Elmers Brother said...

I tried to copy and zoom in...no luck with these eyes

Papa Frank said...

Great find Z! Too funny!!!

Warren said...

I used to take Jackie to the local, rehabilitation, orthopedic pool. Most of the clientele were very elderly people trying to get some pain free exercise in the 93 degree water.

One 90 year old man usually wore his glasses while in the pool but one day he left them in his locker. He asked me what time it was, (he couldn't read the clock.) I told him what time it was and asked him why he wasn't wearing his glasses.

With a deadpan face and a matter of fact voice, he told me that the women all looked better without them.

SWAT!
He took one right on the back of his head.

He didn't realize his wife was standing right behind him.

;^)

Chuck said...

Funny Z

Brooke said...

LOL! That's funny!

I'll bet his wife made a point not to wear her glasses the next time out. :)

Z said...

that is a very funny story, Warren!

I'm glad you all enjoyed this...I sure thought it was funny....and NEW (man, I see the same old stuff over and over again, don't you!?)

Average American said...

Fellow blind old guys, click on the picture and the new window opens up with a slightly bigger one. Adds one more line to what I can see. They still have all their clothes on, oh well.

Irwin R. Schuyster said...

I would like to inform you on behalf of my client, LASunsett, we are filing a medical tort claim against you for causing irreparable damage, as a direct result of your posting of this chart.

Pat Jenkins said...

well done z!!!

Always On Watch said...

Give the old guys a prescription for Viagra or Cialis before their visit to the opthalmologist. Then they won't be so frustrated. LOL.

Z said...

Dear Mr. Schuyster,
You almost gave me a heart attack.
Please tell your client I will be suing back.
Sincerely, Z

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