Thursday, April 22, 2010

Becky might play soccer, but she hit it out of the park :-)

A friend sent this to me, it's a true story, and I'm still laughing after having first seen it thirty minutes before posting it here...I HAD to share it with you...enjoy!

Our daughter Becky had a collision with another player in the goal during soccer practice night - for lack of a better word - she got her bell rung. As a precaution, I had her sit up with me for a while before going to bed and then periodically checked on her during the night to make certain a concussion hadn't occurred. I followed orders and about 3:00AM, I went to wake her up, asking some general questions: What's your name? Where do you live? and finally asked her, "Who is the current president?" to which she replied, "Satan". She rolled over and went back to sleep. I believe she has made a full recovery.

Thanks, "friend".......I needed the laugh!

z

26 comments:

Karen Howes said...

LOL, sounds like she's just fine. :-)

BTW, here's a way to start your day off on a positive note:

Each morning, create a file on your computer entitled "Barack Hussein Obama." The move it to the trash/recycle bin. When you're asked, "Do you really want to get rid of BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA", firmly click "Yes." It'll feel pretty good.:-)

Ducky's here said...

The level of maturity is stunning.

Beth said...

No sense of humor Ducky, huh? Why so glum, think your days in the sun are numbered or something?

Chuck said...

Funny Z.

What exactly is wrong with immaturity?

DaBlade said...

Clearly Becky is now a political savant, unless this was a pre-existing condition.

Z said...

I think Ducky was just being complimentary...obviously, this young girl IS mature or she'd have never had that thought, even in her drowsiness...

WomanHonorThyself said...

ah yup! Z..thats it !!

Elmers Brother said...

The level of maturity is stunning

Chucklenuts

Dauphine

yeah you're real mature too there duhkkky

Faith said...

Nothing wrong with that girl's head!

Steve Harkonnen said...

She probably knows something we don't. I thought Obama was the antichrist.

Faith said...

Same difference, Steve.

Z said...

I guess the young girl with the possible concussion showed more smarts than most libs..go figure :-)

Z said...

Karen Howes..is your avatar conflicting with my image for this post!: (heh heh!)

beamish said...

Satan is not the President.

Satan is prettier.

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beamish said...

Theologically speaking, depending on who you talk to, Lucifer and Satan are two entirely different entities.

But that's one hell of conversation. :P

heidianne jackson said...

still laughing, too, z. she is obviously well versed in the finer points...

MK said...

LOL

i don't think it's satan though, but i can see why someone might think that, given the havoc he has wreaked so far and it going to in the future.

Law and Order Teacher said...

Z,
Thanks for the laugh.

Z said...

MK, not literally, but the joke's there...."she's recovered!"

Law and Order, you are so welcome.

Heidianne..very well versed!

Anonymous said...

Beamish,

I'm sorry but at least ten online dictionaries say that Lucifer is synonymous with Satan. The Devil, The Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub, and Satan are one and the same.

Funny that no one seemed to notice that SANTA is an anagram for SATAN. That may be telling ...

~ FT

beamish said...

FT,

Most disctionaries will tell you Adolf Hitler was "the dictator of Nazi Germany" and Josef Stalin was "the leader of the Soviet Union" but I doubt you'd agree that the difference between dictatorship and leadership is a 60 million body count.

A dictionary won't do for this kind of research.

The common view of Lucifer = Satan comes from the writings of Origen Adamantius, a 2nd Century theologian not without his own controversial baggage. The opposing view, that Lucifer and Satan are not the same, comes from Tertullian, "the father of Latin Christianity."

I happen to fall on the Lucifer is not Satan side. This doesn't make Lucifer any less sinister, however.

Z said...

Beamish, is the name LUCIFER mentioned in the bible at ALL? I don't think so. Where does Tertullian get the authority to write on something not scriptural and call it truth?
I'm fascinated by this difference in Satan and Lucifer which you mentioned and curious because Lucifer IS never mentioned in the NTestament as far as I remember..

beamish said...

Z,

Beamish, is the name LUCIFER mentioned in the bible at ALL?

Yes and no. ;)

Compare the King James Version of Isaiah 14:12 with other translations.

Z said...

well, crap, Beamish...the NIV calls satan THE SON OF THE DAWN! What's THAT about?

Ya, King James and New King James do say LUCIFER, though Googling this subject, I found most theologians say it's "not in the Bible"..

Well.....I'd like to know the difference between S and L.....if you've got one!!

Woody said...

My youngest son, who was about five at the time, was upset with me because I wouldn't let him do something, so he wanted to hurt me by calling me a bad name, but had to think for a moment for a really bad one. He said, "You...you...you...DEMOCRAT!" True story.