This might be only the second joke I've featured on my Sunday Faith Blog...I couldn't resist this one.....Enjoy!:
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey
in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down..
The song leader stood very cautiously
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Smile, life is too short not to!