Tuesday, August 9, 2011

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really?  Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

8 comments:

Trestin said...

lol. I'll bet that guy was the prince of the jail.

sue said...

Z - (-:

Mustang said...

Too funny ...

Brooke said...

Was the guy's name Otis? ;)

MK said...

LOL

Nice one.

Brooke said...
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Joe said...

Good one!

Bob said...

I gotta remember this one. My wife will identify with it.