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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

8 comments:

Anonymous said...: lol. I'll bet that guy was the prince of the jail.; August 9, 2011 at 5:24 PM
sue said...: Z - (-:; August 9, 2011 at 7:20 PM
Anonymous said...: Too funny ...; August 9, 2011 at 9:21 PM
Brooke said...: Was the guy's name Otis? ;); August 10, 2011 at 4:16 AM
MathewK said...: LOL

Nice one.; August 10, 2011 at 4:21 AM
Brooke said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; August 10, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Joe said...: Good one!; August 10, 2011 at 5:14 AM
Bob said...: I gotta remember this one. My wife will identify with it.; August 10, 2011 at 8:21 AM

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