Thursday, April 30, 2009

Obama "enchanted" to be on SNL?!! You decide! HILARIOUS!

There's a great SNL opening in here where Obama's doing a press conference, and some dude from BET asks a question about blacks, and what Obama is going to do for them, and he awkwardly tries to be gracious as he dodges it, then he calls on some guy from Vibe, and the same thing. Then he calls on some dude from Essence, and the same nonsense, and then he says, "Wait, you know I got nothing but love for my brothers and sisters, but how'd y'all get to be part of the Washington Press Corp? This is a serious press conference about serious issues that effect all Americans, and I'm here to answer those questions. Now from now on, I'm only taking questions from legitimate, mainstream News organizations. Okay, NYT. What's your question?"

And the guy asks him what enchants him. (see underlined link above if you haven't yet)

Obama hits the roof, furious that all he's getting is either racial, PC treatment or slobbering coddling. He's the president, damn it! He's got the most serious job on the planet, and he can't stand that he's being perceived as a token or a celebrity!

Then he calls on Fox News. Major Garrett asks him how we're going to pay for the trillions of dollars in debt that he's added in his first hundred days, or since he promised to immediately withdraw from Iraq during the campaign, how will he do it, or is he really willing to release Guantanamo prisoners into the U.S.? Why has he had so many problems with all of his cabinet appointments, especially with regards to his Treasury secretary who didn't pay all his taxes? And how pleased is he with VP Biden at this early stage in his administration?

Obama pauses, a deer in the headlights, and then promptly turns back to the NYT guy, and says, "So you want to know what enchants me, eh?........ Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!!!!"

Written by our very dear friend (a GREAT guy and wonderful writer..he'll kill me for adding this) and sent to me today: I COULD NOT RESIST! Great, isn't it!?

z

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kawanio che Keekeru!

RightKlik said...

This would be a great skit!

Anonymous said...

Z, a clever post. SNL could have a field day with this, no doubt about it.

The script is already written, and right here on GEEEZ! What completes the scene is the fact that the Huffington Post chose the Fox feed for it's site.

Now complete the whole thing with "Some Enchanted Evening", and it's a truly surreal experience befitting a mock Presidential press conference, very much like the real thing.

Oh, it is the real thing? Did someone in the front row faint?

Pris

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Man, I'm in tears laughing at that!

IMHO said...

It;s the Bamammy Obamy show!

Ducky's here said...

Does he have an agent?

I'd think they'd be interested in the skit, pretty good stuff.

Joe said...

Very Funny!

FJ: April 10: President BO Nominated BYU law professor Larry EchoHawk to head the Bureau of Indian Affairs. EchoHawk opposed having Indian casinos in Idaho, but when it was discovered that Idaho had a law allowing casinos, he helped the state negotiate a loophole that would create a state statute to oppose Tribal Gaming. Plus, he has experience in leadership on Pawnee land less than 1,000 acres. How can he know what the issues are on Native American reservations?

Rita Loca said...

All so true. Too much so to be really funny, huh?
BTW, did my email ever make it through?

Zack R said...

As Anonymous points out, only thing missing from this skit is someone singing "Some Enchanted Evening" as we fade to black-- are you up to the challenge, Z? Nice concept here as inspired by the Obama administration,the source of so much rich humor.

Gayle said...

BWAAHAAHAAHAAHA! That's rather hysterical laughter as this is truly sad.

The man is "enchanted" for sure. He's been hit with a stupid wand by Soros, the man behind the curtain.

I.H.S. said...

Now, I don't care what part of the planet you live on; THAT'S FUNNY!!!

Blessings!

cube said...

Now that's comedy. Come on SNL. Be equal-opportunity funny.

highboy said...

So the Dark Lord of the Sith watches TV?

Law and Order Teacher said...

Some enchanted evening. That is without a doubt sickenly embarrassing. Sullivan is gay and can have a man crush. Let's keep crushes out of this.

Papa Frank said...

Hee Hee Hee!!! Truth is not only stranger than fiction but it's funnier as well.

Khaki Elephant said...

It is great