Tuesday, April 21, 2009

We misunderstood...........

"Wait a minute now, I didn't authorize ATTACKS on the Pirates, I authorized A TAX on the pirates"

z

17 comments:

Tom said...

Gotta give him credit - he's trying to find new ways to pay for the stimulus bill...

Z said...

Sure, why not tax THEM, TOO?

That is AFTER the pirate gets his witness protection program home and car and social security, that is.
MAN, oh, MAN is our country lost.

Anonymous said...

Is this for real? Seriously I am beginning to think I am hallucinating everything this man is doing and saying. My God he is crazy for sure because I we all are not the nutz ones!

You are right Z - our country is lost. It is GONE! OMG!

Shalom

shoprat said...

I'd almost believe it.

Steve Harkonnen said...

Obama reminds me of one of the characters from Pink Floyd The Wall...the schoolmaster for some odd reason.

Z said...

Imagine? We all feel O's done so many wild things that Zeeva and Shoprat left these messages? It IS hard to tell what's true and what's not anymore......

The Somali 'pirate''s mother is begging for everyone to believe he's 16 and was talked into this life of crime because of rich pirates.......There's apparently proof that he's over 18 and the judge is going with that. The mother says "Take me TO HIM!" (Sure, her son's in NYC!!)

Who wants to place a bet that he and his family will be multimillionaires soon. One of OUR GUYS thinks he shouldn't be here (some New York Congressman, I believe? Name starts with a C) because "he can't get a fair trial in America". Imagine? AND, it's been said that it's OUR FAULT he went to this life of crime because Western fishermen are exploiting the Somali coast.

Ya, his lawyers will pull all of this crap, they'll get STINKING rich, and the Pirate and his mother will be visiting the Carribean every summer here soon. Wait for it. (on YOUR tax dollars)

Anonymous said...

"The mother says "Take me TO HIM!" (Sure, her son's in NYC!!)"

Where was she when he was getting into the boat?

No doubt waving and wishing him good luck.

Pris

dmarks said...

He might be onto something. He could impose his stimulus and tax policy on Iran, and we could watch the theocratic terror-state crumble to nothing without a shot fired.

Hey, it's working here, isn't it?

Z: The pirate mother? Does she have a pegleg and an eyepatch? I want to see a picture of her.

Rightwingsnarkle said...

Just stopping by to see the idiocy firsthand.

And idiocy it is, indeed.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's hard to determine which are real and which are jokes after the Obama press conference where he said, "We are resolved to halt the rise of privacy in that region."

I think he meant piracy. I'm not sure what Freud thinks he meant.

Z said...

Anonymous...when Obama said this"We are resolved to halt the rise of privacy in that region." I'm thinking he meant US.

By the way, Perez Hilton, the homosexual who asked Miss California about gay marriage and Vermont, now says she shouldn't have politicized it. I was wondering what she could have said that wouldn't have politicized such a political question?

"Yup, Perez..Vermont SURE IS allowing gay marriage now. Yes, you are right. They voted it in. Yes, you bet!" ??? OR???????WHA?

Anonymous said...

Trying a pirate in New York. Wow, I am just positively tingling all over now.

So Mamma wants to be taken to her boy.

I am touched. Yes, I see movie of the week, book deal, heck. Maybe these folks can move in next door to Obama's auntie.

WVDOTTR

Z said...

WV....good point about the book deals, etc.
And the Aunt.
I don't understand why that doesn't settle. The obama's brought in something like 2.6 million last year, couldn't they rent Auntie a little place in Boston or DC?
Well, it's a family thing and we don't know the details, but I'd have thought the immigration problems for a president's aunt could be accomplished fairly quickly and easily.

OR, they can deliver her in Juarez and have her sneak over the border, then there'd BE no problem and WE could pay her rent and healthcare, RIGHT? (Smile)

Anonymous said...

Z, his aunt can't pay OR play. There's nothing in it for him. It's all about the ONE.

Pris

Z said...

Pris, i just can't believe anybody'd diss his own aunt like he has. He had her at the senatorial swearing in and then dissed her, and then had her at the inauguration and then dissed her again..IF we're to believe what we hear. She's apparently got major immigration problems and no money, poor thing.

I like to think Michelle would have stepped in and taken over...but I'm still waiting.
But, we really don't know the facts, heck, maybe the aunt doesn't like them!? HEH~!

Ducky's here said...

That was funny, z.

Anonymous said...

LOL

Good one Z.