 "List all dependents?" I replied - "12 million illegal immigrants; "3 million crack heads; "42 million unemployable people on food stamps, "2 million people in over 243 prisons; "Half of Mexico ; and, "535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.” Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. Seems true, though :-) (I did NOT DO this OR write this, by the way.......!) z |
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Got my tax return back!
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My guess is that the affirmative action dolt who reads the mail at the IRS couldn't count that high.
You know, if you were to ACTUALLY try this, I wouldn't be surprised if the IRS cut you a huge check and then demanded it back six years later.
Funny but so is Divine Theatre's comment
You hit the nail on the head there, Z!
I wish I was clever enough to have come up with this myself!
I'm glad you all feel the same way about it, though.
Divine Theatre, excellent!
Brooke :-)
Chuck...very good, isn't it.
FW...good to see you here!
You have to tell the government the truth, because if you don't, they will throw you into jail. Don't forget what they did to Martha Stewart who did nothing illegal except lie to a Federal Agent.
Shoot! President Obama lies to me every day. Why can't I put the President in jail?
Bob, I'd never have the guts, anyway!
You are certainly clever enough to come up with this on your own, Z!
Been absolutely swamped with work lately.
How are you?
Heads Up
Former "60 Minutes" commentator Andy Rooney has died at age 92, CBS says.
Thanks, FW :-)
I'm doing okay, thanks...working and loving it almost too much!
Imp...sad, isn't it.
Chris Wallace on FOX obviously knew him very well through Chris' father Mike and Sixty Minutes.
He's going to be talking about him a lot this weekend, probably on his morning show tomorrow.
Said this morning that he was a curmudgeon with a great sense of humor.
Good for you Z!
Still a great response!
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