SO.....HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU GOT A GOOD CAPTION FOR THE PICTURE!? TELL US! NO HOLDS BARRED (ALMOST!)
(Sorry, to those who'd commented with some snazzy captions for this picture earlier....it was gone this morning and we had to do some fancy digging to get it back, but it's here and should stay here now....Please comment again. They were good ones!)
PHOTO COMPLIMENTS OF DIE WELT
PHOTO COMPLIMENTS OF DIE WELT
THANKS, MR. Z
33 comments:
Don't touch my hair, don't touch my diamonds.
Say, does this dress make me look fat?
WVDOTTR
Hi All....
God, when am I going to learn to stay away from these blind dates?
Pris
You inspired me to post on a related topic this am. ;-)
I'm surprised that her teeth are still in her mouth and not in his neck...
tmw
HYPOCRITES!
CAPTION:
Her: Have you tried Scope?
Him: You need a man's deodorant.
~ FreeThinke
This is all Bill's fault.
If you're ever down a well,
Ring my bell.
If you're ever up a tree,
Call on me.
If you're ever in a jam,
Here I am.
______ NOT!!!
Words from the song "Friendship" I've forgotten who wrote it.
~ FreeThinke
"Have you hired a food taster yet?"
THESE are ALL wonderful...you guys are the best.
SO great to see new screen names..thanks for coming by!
Every single ONE of these is so clever...I knew that would happen!
Do you know what the meaning of 'is' is?
Hillary: Where are you from?
Obama: Kenya
Hillary: What part?
Obama: 125th Street.
Marcus Obamas Vindictus: What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant.
Empress Clinton: Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.
Clinton: Michelle! Oh, what a beautiful name! What's yours?
Obama: Uh, Barack. I'm a stand-up philosopher.
Clinton: Oh, I'm Hillary, I'm a vestal virgin.
These are all so clever, and I'm mindless when it comes to these sort of things. :-(
How about
"YOU don't want to kiss MEEE? Does this look on my face look like I'M any happier than YOU are? And, by the way..$2300? Is that ALL you could come up with?"
...and on the way over here my thighs were apologizing to each other..'
have you ever kissed someone without your lips touching them? (see picture)
"air kiss"..VERY Beverly Hills/NYC.
NOT very part of MY Los Angeles life, tho, I assure you!
You all are a rip! And Beamish got me going again. LOL!
Morgan
what did beamish say?
Just remember Bill and I will always be there for you, even at 3AM ...
He: Welcome to my stage, Hillary. Are you ready for some public disgrace?
She: Yes, but remember – you promised I wouldn’t have to commit seppuku.
He: No, we'll save that for later. Now embrace me so that everyone will think you adore me.
She: But what will Bill say?
He: Who cares . . . but that reminds me, does he still have that list of interns?
She: Barry, don't be a disgusting pig!
He: Never call a muslim a pig, White Mama; you have been warned.
She: Bast**d
He: Bi**h
Pardon me ebro! It was you!
Morgan
Hillary: Wait a minute, they told me you'd wear Huma's perfume for this photo op!
Obama: Number one, WHO'S Huma? And number two, we only have to share this stage for another 30 seconds, so whatever your problem is, CUT IT OUT!
Morgan
These are all just so good. Thanks for your comment on my Lacoochee post. I wish I had clear memories to write about. The lady who wrote about Lacoochee in the account that you read was my cousin's first cousin, but not on my side. Her daddy owned the drug store where everyone went. I'm sure that if there had been a mayor of the community, he would have been it.
Lorise just died this past year, but she told me stories that I had never known. If you go to back to my first posts, there is a little more.
I'm not sure if any German soldiers came there to live or not. I just remember my mother saying that they had better chocolate that they got from Germany than we did.
no problem morgan -
not to self...ditch the gas mask
This is what happens in partisan politics. A back room deal of some type has been made.
Hillary on the Supreme Court may not be quite as goofy as it seemed earlier. Hilary as VP is not realistic.
She (bursting into tears): "But Barreeeee! Where will I go? What will I do?"
He: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Whoops! Darn! I keep fergittin' to sing my posts.
~ FreeThinke
Obama as a modern Richard the Turd, eh, Farmer John?
Not a bad parallel. Not bad at all.
Olivier's otheriwse-superb performance is marred by his physical beauty which was not sufficiently disguised in this film in my never humble opinion.
~ FreeThinke
FT (and FJ)..Olivier's physical beauty was sufficiently enough disguised for THIS woman, TRUST me, FT!
do you have to use t*rd...I HATE that word..........pulleeze!!!
It IS a good parallel, and amazing acting, no doubt about it.
The GONE WITH THE WIND allusion is perfect.
All these suggestions have been great, everyone! Keep going!
looks like the kiss of death to me!
nanc..ya..OUR death!
Loved, the Scarlett O'Hara one.
But perhaps Hillary is saying:
"Don't worry, we'll always have DENVER!!!!"
That's right, I will get you my pretty and your little dog, too.
WVDOTTR
Michelle was right....you do have bad breath!
Imp
I went to another site, and they had a larger version of this picture posted, that showed the lower portions of the two darlings' bodies and let me tell you, there is no love , no warmth between these two people.
Also I noted how icy Hillary's eyes looked..whoa.
WVDOTTR
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