Sunday, August 31, 2008

GOT A CAPTION? Let's hear it!!!!!

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so stinkin' tired of trying to look like I care.

Anonymous said...

IN HONOR of LABOR DAY




Primary Sources


Look well upon the men who dig in mines
And work machines in mills and factories grim
Be aware that those who tend the vines
Or till the soil give much for wages slim.
Reaping, sowing, weeding hoeing make
Full the nation's store of nutriment.
Overland the burly truckers take
Rich provisions and accoutrement
Coast to coast. The teamsers load and haul
Enormous hordes of stuff that we've empowered
Shipped in freighters, stored in silos tall
Delivered, well-displayed and then––devoured.
Awards are due to goods and who supplies them
Yet, the wise despise the guys who advertise them.


~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

CAPTION:

Someone's gonna have to tell this chick about Listerine. Too bad it can't be me! I need her vote.


FT

elmers brother said...

have you seen my teleprompter?

I could have sworn I left it on the bus?

elmers brother said...

He's probably telling her that all the women sit in the back of the bus....

like he did Hillary.

make that under the bus

Anonymous said...

"Here, let me tighten up these bolts so you can look a bit more human. Not so tight...RELEASE, RELEASE!"

Anonymous said...

"Did you wash your hands"

elmers brother said...

Since I'm going to pick everyone's pocket I thought I'd start with yours.

MathewK said...

Make room under the bus.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Rhett!

Anonymous said...

Why me, God?

Always On Watch said...

"I have to put with hugging voters for how many more months?"

elmers brother said...

Her: Bless me Lord for I have sinned

It has been 3 days since I heard one of your sermons er I mean speeches

Him: Go in peace my child, for your penance you must say 30 'yes we can's', flagellate yourself with a copy of the Free Republic and watch Fox News for the next week

beakerkin said...

Check your wallet

Anonymous said...

He looks like Billy Bob Thornton in the movie Sling Blade! Look at the chin! That's him.

Here's the caption:
"GAWD am I ever SICK of hugging lesbians to win over Hillary voters!"

OR

"It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who needs a shave!"

Morgan

Anonymous said...

This expression on O's face makes me think he got told that his big coronation event is bombing.

That mean old John McCain is stealing his thunder.
It wasn't supposed to be like this...my master promised me I was a slam dunk.

It's mine..I tell you ..mine.

Hold me , Mommy.

WVDOTTR

Anonymous said...

"Damn, I get stuck with the pants suit crowd, and McCain gets Sarah Palin."

Pris

Papa Frank said...

WWSD -- what would Soros do?

Brooke said...

Man, I wish she would've just thrown my her bra instead... Waittaminute, maybe I don't...

Anonymous said...

Brooke said...
Man, I wish she would've just thrown my her bra instead... Waittaminute, maybe I don't...

Brooke that's hilarious! LOL!

Morgan

Mike said...

Photographer fired and imprisoned for not warning Obama that this picture was about to be taken.

Z said...

MAN! I read all these earlier , laughing my HEAD off, and forgot to thank you all .... I loved these!!

I tried to pick THE WINNER...but I honestly can't...and I believe in winners, I'm not one to say "well...everybody's a winner!"

HERE....it's true. So, that means I have to keep that solid gold Rolex I had all packed and ready to send, just waiting for an address and name. Ah, well. Next time! LOL!

elmers brother said...

I'd rather have a storm door, just ask nanc or fj

Z said...

A STORM DOOR, ELBRO?

ASK NANC? I'm going to have enough trouble explaining why i was willing to send a gold Rolex to THIS winner when all she got was 'THANKS, NANC' for naming my preschool patriot class! (which got approved in a mtg yesterday, by the way!)

by the way...the Santa Barbara trip did NOTHING toward making me beat you in that little contest of ours, TRUST me! :-(
Could you eat a loaf of bread tomorrow? WITH BUTTER?!

Z said...

m.a...WHAT? Where did you hear THAT? DO TELL. Oh, please, bring it on, Obama....
this should overtake the Palin pregnancy, IF we had a conscientious media, that is.

Dummy me. I keep forgetting that doesn't exist.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

"Damn baby, want a Certs?"

Mike said...

z - I was just captioning the photo you had on your blog. My reference was to Obama and how he and his campaign have been trying to silence ads that are detrimental to his campaign. In just one of his attempts to squash free speech, his campaign tried to block a commercial by "warning station managers and asking the Justice Department to intervene. The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee’s campaign also planned to urge advertisers to pressure stations that continue to air the anti-Obama commercial."

Asking the Justice Department to intervene??? His tactics are very "lock up the dissenter". I don't believe he's locked up a photographer for taking a candid.....yet. It's how he's handling other items that lead me to the caption.

Also, check this out.

elmers brother said...

I'm making very little headway in the contest as well.

Z said...

Oh, for pete's sake..sorry, m.a...I thought you were giving breaking news! Good caption !

And MAN, is that an interesting site!
I don't remember if you read/commented on my piece a little below this post about a journalist getting arrested for having the guts to stand on a public sidewalk in front of a hotel in Denver where Dem bigwig senators and bigwig money guys were meeting? HE was ARRESTED for not leaving, for daring to try to do an investigation into Dem funding? ON a PUBLIC SIDEWALK?

Now Obama's silencing a Chicago radio station for daring to have someone who dislikes Obama? WOW.


Elbro?


good!!!

Anonymous said...

Obama and an unknown blonde doing a bad imitation of King Kong and FayWray.

Heh heh heh!

};-)>

FT

Mike said...

z, I missed an obvious caption!

"How DARE this woman not wear a burka in public."

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Z said...

m.a....:-)

perfect!

FT...King Kong..You are BAD!

Anonymous said...

"Stop humping my leg!"

Now, on the meaning of Labor Day...

cube said...

BURP!