Mad Wife Disease
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation '
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?'
She replied...
'Your horse called.'
Hello world!
5 years ago
9 comments:
Hey, it's possible. Mr. Ed could talk. Sheesh! Some people just have no sense of humor.
LOL
Good one Z, but an iron skillet, damn that's gotta hurt.
That was hilarious!!!
MK< It's supposed to hurt!!!!
Reminds me of Betty White's character on Boston Legal.
Bwahahahah!
Z,
Thanks for the humor. This from a history teacher with too many facts. Just like Joe Friday, the cop in me says "Just the facts, m'am." Or as Monk says, lol out loud. :)
Did she leave a tip?
FJ-Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
tmw
SUGGESTION:
Someone should turn it into a luxury B&B.
Wouldn't have to change a thing.
Rooms would go for at least a thousand a night.
Just perfect for the Nouveau Riche who like to pretend they have class, but who don't even know what "class" is.
~ FT
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