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"I believe in Christianity as I believe the sun has risen, not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." ~ C. S. Lewis (Yes, even politics)
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26 comments:
We just LOVE the taste of ess-aitch-eye-tea, and before we're through with you, YOU are gonna love it too -- or ELSE.
~ FreeThinke
"And shake it like this so you don't put it away before you're done peeing."
Yes, I guess if you don't see the protesters outside the White House then you can pretend everyone agrees with you!
Wait till they see what he have planned next. Healthcare will be a walk in the park!
"Both Smile!"
Biden: Geez, Barack! It's even bigger than they said.
Obama: I know. I'm the biggest prick this country's ever seen. You just findin' that out now, Joe?
"Look at those morons, they all think it's about healthcare. They're not getting it's all about income redistribution. The best is that we get to keep our cozy government health plan. And they thought monarchy was gone. Idiots!"
"See, I told you I could belch louder than you could."
That would reflect the total intellectual level of those two.
"Just look a little higher up, Joe, you'll see I've really got NOTHING in there" :-)
ALL TEETH and NO BRAINS!
~ FreeThinke
Brush your teeth with Colgate's
Colgate's Dental Cream.
It cleans your breath
(What a toothpaste!)
But can't reach your soul.
~ Ray di Odeis
this is the closest I've got to having an orgasm in years....on to immigration Barry
"So Bam...I just got back from this Israeli beach...and you shoulda have seen the babe in the beach burka! I gotta tell ya Barry.....they're real sexy when they're all wrapped up in that tight Latex. What a set of ankles this Momma had!"
Joe: Keep smilin' Barry, those folks out there with torches and pitchforks are just the American people!
Pris
Psst...(snicker) hey..(snicker, snicker)....
These dumb @#$%&^! &%#@*s voted for this @#$%, didn't they?
OOOOOOOH, THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD!
Thanks, everybody, these are all terrific.
Okay...I'll pick my very favorites.. nope, I can't. They're all too good!
Looks like the makings for the cover of a new best seller --
The Schwarzer and the Leprechaun.
Subtitled: Fooling enough of the people all of the time.
by Bah Humbugger
~ FT
"if you want, I can pull that little American flag pin off your lapel with MY TEETH!"
Take comfort in the thought that in the not-too-distant future all the flesh will be rotted off their accursed bones, and their will be nothing LEFT but their empty skulls, black eye sockets, nose holes and those magnificent MANUFACTURED PORCELAIN CROWNS.
Now, let's hear a rousing rendition of Saint-Saens' Danse Macabre.
~ FreeThinke
Obama: Did I just say "3000% less"?
Biden: Yeah, but just keep smiling. They're all too stupid to notice.
I hate to say this out loud, but honestly, Mr. Obama DOES smile like a braying Jack -Ass.
Really.
WVDOTTR
Good one beamish.
My caption contains words that can't be used in polite company.
Biden: "We are SO gonna place a white-hot piece of rebar up America's ass on this one, eh Barry?"
Obaka: "Hey, it ain't MY healthcare gonna be affected!"
(sound of backslapping all around)
BZ
I guess we can pass gas without anyone saying anything...
Tom...ya, and this bill they're passing smells even WORSE!!!
Biden has a VULPINE grin, doesn't he?
Obama looks like a MONKEY.
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