Friday, March 19, 2010

Got a caption?

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

We just LOVE the taste of ess-aitch-eye-tea, and before we're through with you, YOU are gonna love it too -- or ELSE.

~ FreeThinke

beamish said...

"And shake it like this so you don't put it away before you're done peeing."

Beth said...

Yes, I guess if you don't see the protesters outside the White House then you can pretend everyone agrees with you!

WisdomFromTorah said...

Wait till they see what he have planned next. Healthcare will be a walk in the park!

"Both Smile!"

Anonymous said...

Biden: Geez, Barack! It's even bigger than they said.

Obama: I know. I'm the biggest prick this country's ever seen. You just findin' that out now, Joe?

Chuck said...

"We are just getting started."

or

"You realize there are only a few idiots in the country we can fool with this shit?"

BTW, where is Ducky?

FrogBurger said...

"Look at those morons, they all think it's about healthcare. They're not getting it's all about income redistribution. The best is that we get to keep our cozy government health plan. And they thought monarchy was gone. Idiots!"

Joe said...

"See, I told you I could belch louder than you could."

That would reflect the total intellectual level of those two.

Z said...

"Just look a little higher up, Joe, you'll see I've really got NOTHING in there" :-)

Anonymous said...

ALL TEETH and NO BRAINS!

~ FreeThinke

Anonymous said...

Brush your teeth with Colgate's
Colgate's Dental Cream.
It cleans your breath
(What a toothpaste!)
But can't reach your soul.

~ Ray di Odeis

Anonymous said...

this is the closest I've got to having an orgasm in years....on to immigration Barry

Anonymous said...

"So Bam...I just got back from this Israeli beach...and you shoulda have seen the babe in the beach burka! I gotta tell ya Barry.....they're real sexy when they're all wrapped up in that tight Latex. What a set of ankles this Momma had!"

Anonymous said...

Joe: Keep smilin' Barry, those folks out there with torches and pitchforks are just the American people!
Pris

LASunsett said...

Psst...(snicker) hey..(snicker, snicker)....

These dumb @#$%&^! &%#@*s voted for this @#$%, didn't they?

Z said...

OOOOOOOH, THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD!
Thanks, everybody, these are all terrific.

Okay...I'll pick my very favorites.. nope, I can't. They're all too good!

Anonymous said...

Looks like the makings for the cover of a new best seller --

The Schwarzer and the Leprechaun.

Subtitled: Fooling enough of the people all of the time.

by Bah Humbugger

~ FT

Z said...

"if you want, I can pull that little American flag pin off your lapel with MY TEETH!"

Anonymous said...

Take comfort in the thought that in the not-too-distant future all the flesh will be rotted off their accursed bones, and their will be nothing LEFT but their empty skulls, black eye sockets, nose holes and those magnificent MANUFACTURED PORCELAIN CROWNS.

Now, let's hear a rousing rendition of Saint-Saens' Danse Macabre.

~ FreeThinke

M.A. said...

Obama: Did I just say "3000% less"?

Biden: Yeah, but just keep smiling. They're all too stupid to notice.

Anonymous said...

I hate to say this out loud, but honestly, Mr. Obama DOES smile like a braying Jack -Ass.

Really.

WVDOTTR

MK said...

Good one beamish.

Always On Watch said...

My caption contains words that can't be used in polite company.

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

Biden: "We are SO gonna place a white-hot piece of rebar up America's ass on this one, eh Barry?"

Obaka: "Hey, it ain't MY healthcare gonna be affected!"

(sound of backslapping all around)

BZ

Tom's Place said...

I guess we can pass gas without anyone saying anything...

Z said...

Tom...ya, and this bill they're passing smells even WORSE!!!

Anonymous said...

Biden has a VULPINE grin, doesn't he?

Obama looks like a MONKEY.