She felt more furious than she'd ever been before and began yelling and screaming and cursing and even used a gesture one wouldn't think that old ladies might use.
Well, the cops came and put her in jail. She was calmer by now, more her usual demeanor, and perplexed. She asked one cop what she'd done to put her in jail, she said the other driver almost killed her and that she didn't think yelling and cursing was an offense bad enough to jail someone.
The cop came back an hour later, hat in hand. He told her that the car she was driving had a Christian 'fish' bumper sticker, a pro life sticker, and a few other Christian bumper stickers all over it. She asked what was wrong with that. He shuffled his feet and sheepishly smiled.
"We thought the car was stolen."
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