Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Happy Purim ( a little late, but heartfelt!)

Iranian leader, Mahmud Ahmadinejad, not feeling well and concerned about his Mortality goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the Future she finds the answer:
"You will die on a Jewish holiday."  "Which one?” Ahmadinejad asks nervously…..
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. 
"Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday."


Steve Finnell said...

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Anonymous said...

Z, that's funny, and true!!


Linda said...

I like this one!

Opus #6 said...

Good one!

Anonymous said...

Mazeltov will be shouted from the rooftops over all of Israel.

And it won't be the US who has the chutzpah do in the Meshugana in either.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Fantastic;

I'll tell it to my friends, this is wonderful.


Anonymous said...

I have a Rabbie Friend;

I'm going to e-mail him.


Z said...

So glad you all enjoyed this, too!!
A friend sent it today and I laughed so hard!

Imp, MAZELTOV, indeed...wouldn't it be a HAPPY DAY!??
We'll ALL be Jews that day...
As I tease my Jewish friends "...well, HAVA my NAGILA!" :-)

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Anonymous said...

"well, HAVA my NAGILA!" :-)"

Just make sure you can kick higher than a Radio City Rockette Ms.Z!

You will have competition on that glorious day.

Then the tables will will be Israeli's who pass out treats and candy...while the pali's sit in their perennial infantile "misery".

Producing nothing ...accomplishing nothing...mired in Islam's squalor and misery...of course demanding that Israel be punished.

Major said...

"Producing nothing ...accomplishing nothing...mired in Islam's squalor and misery...of course demanding that Israel be punished."

I have to agree....the mooslims are the most degenerate, hateful, miserable, joyless, unhappiest, screw-ups and ugliest people on the face of the earth.

They know no joy, happiness or choice because of their degenerate "religion".

May they....please...find happiness in the after life.
God beloved Marines, Sailors, Soldiers and Airmen have sent many of them to their just "reward".

Chuck said...

I could actually hear the drum roll at the end - funny

beamish said...


FrogBurger said...

This is funny.

it'll be an American holiday as well.

The guy can go rot in hell.

MK said...


Good one Z. I sure will be raising a glass of spirits when that scumbag is blown to pieces.

cube said...


He is on my pink mist list.