Iranian leader, Mahmud Ahmadinejad, not feeling well and concerned about his Mortality goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the Future she finds the answer:"You will die on a Jewish holiday." "Which one?” Ahmadinejad asks nervously….."It doesn't matter," replied the psychic."Whenever you die, it’ll be a Jewish holiday."
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Happy Purim ( a little late, but heartfelt!)
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Z, that's funny, and true!!
Pris
I like this one!
Mazeltov will be shouted from the rooftops over all of Israel.
And it won't be the US who has the chutzpah do in the Meshugana in either.
Absolutely Fantastic;
I'll tell it to my friends, this is wonderful.
SAM
I have a Rabbie Friend;
I'm going to e-mail him.
SAM
So glad you all enjoyed this, too!!
A friend sent it today and I laughed so hard!
Imp, MAZELTOV, indeed...wouldn't it be a HAPPY DAY!??
We'll ALL be Jews that day...
As I tease my Jewish friends "...well, HAVA my NAGILA!" :-)
"well, HAVA my NAGILA!" :-)"
Just make sure you can kick higher than a Radio City Rockette Ms.Z!
You will have competition on that glorious day.
Then the tables will turn...it will be Israeli's who pass out treats and candy...while the pali's sit in their perennial infantile "misery".
Producing nothing ...accomplishing nothing...mired in Islam's squalor and misery...of course demanding that Israel be punished.
I could actually hear the drum roll at the end - funny
:D
This is funny.
it'll be an American holiday as well.
The guy can go rot in hell.
LOL
Good one Z. I sure will be raising a glass of spirits when that scumbag is blown to pieces.
lol!
He is on my pink mist list.
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