Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound and never left the house for 5 years. It is now believed he called the U.S. Navy Seals himself. :-) THANKS, Impertinent! z |
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41 comments:
I probably would have!
Sustained laughter.
I'm getting slow in my old age. For a minute there, I thought your post was serious.
But now, I am getting an idea...
I am sure OBL invited them for tea. Seals love Tea Parties.
It truly is funny, isn't it.
Mark, it comes off as straight, but... :)
"Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went out with skinny long-legged big-breasted chicks and hunted and fished and raced cars and and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and beer never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate Spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end."
Ducky, that is funny, too.
But, a good marriage beats it all..of course, this is from a woman's point of view, but.... I think it's true! REALLY REALLY good marriages ROCK!
... Especially if there were small kids in the house with whistles and toy drums...
Yuck Duckkkk...just kidding...I sent that around the world.
"with whistles and toy drums..."
I doubt that...maybe with AK's and IED's strapped to their chests.
Z,
He was probably burned out that the 72 virgin thing he started didn't work out. Then he remembered that he told everyone they had to die first. Living in that compound with three wives fooled him into to thinking he was in hell. Getting his brains blown out was probably a relief.
If the Seals really wanted to mess with him, they should have killed his three wives too and they all could have met again in the afterlife. Eternal life with three wives. Take that OBL.
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Carol-CS
That's a good one.
Debbie
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Anything to devalue the fact that Obama got him and Bush let him go so he could start an illegal war on an innocent country. Nice try.
Libmann, it's a joke.
wow
Its obvious Libmann has three wives.
Elbro, you just have to feel badly......imagine thinking "Bush let him go" with all the facts we have about Clinton LITERALLY "letting him go"?
Liberalmann...you need to get some peace. Take a break. I'm actually starting to feel honestly sorry for you by now.
I think Ducky won this one.
Libman must have never had wives or girlfriends. Because that would've given him a sense of humor
"Libman must have never had wives or girlfriends..."
Nah....I think his right hand is the closest think he'll ever get to a "girlfriend".
Or...his Mom? Ya never know today, do you?
Duck, that is the first sensible thing you've said in forever. Hahahahaha. A whole lot of truth in that.
A good friend of mine was visiting this weekend. He got divorced ages ago and never remarried. He said he has never been happier. He did pretty much what he wanted to without having to answer to a wife or anyone else outside of work. He has more money than most of us who went to school together and loves every minute of life. haha.
" and loves every minute of life. haha."
A true millennium hedonist eh?
That's a good one!
Seriously, I end up in the after-life and someone hands me 72 virgins to have for eternity, I'm going to wonder what I did wrong.
Part 2, It was nice to know that osammi was living in a dump that was 5 times the dump I lived in at 17, the worst dump I was ever in, and spent his time like a walled rat watching porn movies.
I know a guy who said why should I get married and lose my fortune or be miserable like the rest of you people?
Not to out a damper on things but unfortunately he is using his fortune to cover his nursing home expenses due to a head injury from a motorcycle accident 7 years ago.
We do miss him even though he is still here.
He was my husband's next door neighbor he grew up with and also my husbands' brother married his sister. So technically he is my sister in law's brother.
OK here's a crazy story. My husband's brother married the girl next door and one of her other brothers, she is one of 6, married the girl next door on the other side. Here's where it gets really interesting. The girl who he married is ,or should I say was,Henry Hill's niece from Goodfellas.
Talk about The Real Story huh.
Yeah Lib I am sure Obama put together a well laid stragety to catch Bin Laden.
Meanwhile Bush personally went in and caught the 9/11 mastermind and the left was beside themselves about waterboarding him. Heck I guess they should have just killed him then Bush would have been a hero too huh?
"Heck I guess they should have just killed him then Bush would have been a hero too huh? "
Lisa, the libs would have enjoyed that much more. It would have given them another opportunity to enjoy and revel in Maximum Hypocrisy - their greatest pleasure.
That's for sure Kid. They blatantly prove it every day
Obama as decimated Al Queda. Under Bush, they flourished.
Libmann, keep pitchin! but, seriously, you need to do your homework and THEN come comment :-)
If I had captured OBL i would give him pork to eat and bourbon to drink and blast rock and roll into his earphones unitl he slits his wrists. you thought i was nice guy Z...
Bedig
and made sure he's clean shaved
Libman, it looks like he also has decimated that poor Pakistani doctor, who was a big help to us.
Uhhhh, he's been sentenced to 33 years in a Pakistani prison, and evidently Obama isn't trying very hard to get him out either!
It's likely without this man's help,
Bin Laden might still be alive!
Hi, Bedig...pork, bourbon, and rock 'n roll sound pretty good to a NORMAL person as punishment!! :-)
Pris, we hardly hear about that poor Pakistani doctor; this is the way the media operates these days...no truths that reflect badly on Obama.
But, i have to say some leftwingers are waking up.
Good one Pris and not to mention how Putin is taking advantage of Mr Wimpy by sending in ships and helicopters to help Syria decimate its citizens.
Look at Mr Wimpy
Lisa, fascinating video, THANKS FOR THAT! MAN, Obama looks REALLY MAD when he's crossed huh? Frankly, we haven't seen enough of that face HERE lately...and I look forward to seeing it even more upset in the coming months. And often :-)
So, Norah says they discussed other areas 'gone wrong'...Think Egypt's on that list? I DO.
And then she acts surprised that Obama couldn't talk Putin into disarming Assad as if Putin's suddenly going to change his mind?
WOW.
We are wimps. We rarely see AMerican presidents showing their cards like Obama does in those pictures...angry little boy
Lisa, Can you imagine what Putin thinks of Mr "spent the last two years of high school in an alcohol and drug induced haze - got into Hahvard for no good reason, racist, probably had homosexual experiences, probably is of Kenyan birth origin, married to Chewbacca and is Still an imbecile surrounded by morons" obama ?
Imagine what he thinks of an America that actually put that POS in the White House.
He may think it's like a jimmy carter anomaly to be corrected in a few months, but if this idiot stays in power somehow, our enemies are going to make incredible strides against us. If they haven't already. We have no idea the long term effects yet.
Kids, true....Russia's just been waiting to get at us after we prevented them from ruling the world after the Cold War.
Now WE are the poor ones, who don't have the respect or financial clout to do what we've ALWAYS done.
EVERYONE knows we have a loser in control .... Countries like Russia must have been thrilled we went into Iraq and Afghanistan; we lost precious pro American lives, we lost TONS of money and our own Left told the world we were even worse than the World had thought we were.......
this whole situation is SO much worse than most Americans think.
ugh
"this whole situation is SO much worse than most Americans think."
You're right about That. Most people won't have a clue until it smacks them, and for liberals not even then.
And so and so on and scoobie doobie doobie.
"different strokes for different folks," kid :-)
LOL.
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