Great Orators of the Democratic Party:

'One man with courage makes a majority.' - Andrew Jackson 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' - Franklin D. Roosevelt 'The buck stops here.' - Harry S. Truman 'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.' - John F. Kennedy and FROM TODAY'S DEMOCRATS; 'It depends what your definition of 'IS' is?'' - Bill Clinton 'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.' - Jesse Jackson 'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.'- John Edwards 'I invented the Internet.'- Al Gore 'It doesn't matter if the planet is cooling and plants need it to live. We still have to ban carbon dioxide.' - Henry Waxman 'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.'- Joe Biden 'America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' - Barack Obama 'I have campaigned in all 57 states.'- Barack Obama 'You don't need God anymore, you have us democrats.' - Nancy Pelosi 'Paying taxes is voluntary.'- Harry Reid 'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.' - Hillary Clinton 'The days of "traditional values" and strong foreign policy are over.'- Chuck Schumer 'I do not regard Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac as problems, I regard them as great assets. I do not think we are facing any kind of a crisis. - Barney Frank Funny, this should have been fun to post or read, right? ..........not so much. "IN GOD WE TRUST"