Friday, May 29, 2009

Making change.......

Let's say Barack Obama suddenly said "you know what? I have the notion to go back to Chicago, this job isn't the CHANGE I needed and I HOPE to get back to my other life as soon as possible..."

WHOM WOULD YOU PICK to take over? And WHY? Put yourself below that bubble above and fill in what you're thinking! (by the way..the 'whom' is from Mr. Z, Mr. English Grammar...ugh)

34 comments:

Elmers Brother said...

probably some country music star...that way if we play the music backwards we'll get our country back along with the truck and the wife.

Z said...

...and the dog named blue with the bandana around its neck, right?

How about Shania Twain? or would that be too sexist of me...she's a 'native american' and FEMALE!
(but I don't think she's got diabetes, and she probably pays her taxes, so maybe she'd be borked?)!!

Elmers Brother said...

she'd be good as long as she didn't do any talking (she should have been blond)..

but Sara Evans at least she'd be easy on the eyes

HoosierArmyMom said...

Chuck Norris... cause NOBODY messes with Chuck! :-)

Elmers Brother said...

oh wait that'd be sexist...

Z said...

HoosierArmyMom! GOOD ONE! One foot punch, DONE! The senate FOLDs to his power!

Elbro..that WOULD be sexist. The president nominating a woman from a list of six women isn't...right? (heh)
You don't think SHANI's PRETTY? And since when was she not smart? (oh, man, sounds like that lyric I hate!)

Z said...

by the way.

I wouldn't mind some POLITICAL types, too, folks! :-)

Elmers Brother said...

sure Shania is beautiful but my girlfriend does NOT have time to govern the country.

She's a ditz Z. Sorry. I've heard her give interviews.

Political....hmmmm....

Elmers Brother said...

'Borked' and Shania...

I thought this blog was PG

FJ said...

Rod Blagojevich. Because he's Barry Santoro's mentor and he would accomplish everything Barack's afraid to try.

Ducky's here said...

"They thought I was a radical. Wait till they catch Kim Jong-Il's act."

Z said...

But, this could force THE GAFFER to be president..or the liar.

On second thought...

Naaa.....nothing could want me to keep THE ONE from going back Chicago-way.

heidianne jackson said...

shania's not an american indian (sorry, i hate the term native american and i are one so i can hate it if i want to) - her step-father was, not her bilogical father... oh well. and yes, she is a ditz, but a wily one, elbro.

i'd probably choose kay bailey hutchinson or cheney - both should be for obvious reasons.

heidianne jackson said...

and blagovich? you slay me fj!

Amanda said...

arnold - ha ha

(This is really Sue, the Amanda is my daughter and it's her computer.)

Elmers Brother said...

but a wily one, elbro.you mean because she's rich?

I told you my girlfriend does not have time to govern, do you honey?

Shania...Shania....

Elmers Brother said...

She's not even American is she? I think she's Canadian.

Hey make her produce a birth certificate.

Z said...

Elbro, NOBODY should have to provide a birth certificate..unless he's actually running for president, or something. oh, never mind.

Heidianne..you see the quotes around native american in my first comment! you're right.

She's not an American anything...she is Canadian....and yes, I think it's her stepdad who is INDIAN.
She also supported her own siblings singing in clubs in her teens.

Blogo for president? Na...everybody loves America enough to know you can't have a thug Chicago type who lies and hangs with bad guys for PRESIDENT! Well, half of us do, anyway.

I DO happen to agree with today's announcement of a CYBERSPACE CZAR because I believe we're in trouble if we don't figure out how to protect the internet, but it makes me nervous when THIS gov't gets involved in yet another field.
Was the person picked yet, I haven't heard. Check the IRS, someone, will you? :-)

Elmers Brother said...

IRS? He has a union card, don't bother.

lovelyprism said...

I choose Frogburger! Can we hide his birth certificate right quick like B.O. did so nobody will know he wasn't born here?

Jan said...

Hmm..well, let's see--Daddy had a hunting dog by the name of Blue, and he was smarter than 'you know who.'

Shania? She showed up in her tour bus at our local hospital down home in Anniston, Alabama, with something in her eye from one of the sparklers, or something, used in her show.

She refused to leave the bus, insisted that the doctor come to her, insulted most of the staff who tried to help her, and lost a lot of fans.

Blue, Shania.

Shania, Blue.

Take your pick, 'cause either one would be an improvement. :)

Jungle Mom said...

I think I might pick Mr.Z. or maybe this person.
http://jungle-hut.blogspot.com/2008/02/jungle-mom-for-president.html

heidianne jackson said...

jm, i think you - representing the mom knows best party, of course - are probably the best suggestion yet! viva la jm!!!

beamish said...

"I don't want to be President, but I will if I have to." - Beamish, Kakistocratic Dystopian candidate 2008

Anonymous said...

"I'll pick Dick Cheney. Just watching the lefties collapse into apoplexy and deep coma, is reason enough. Besides he's a duck hunter. Perfect."

Pris

Z said...

Elbro..'union card' PERFECT!

lovely..FROGBURGER FOR PRES? WHy not! But, for THIS conservative, the media will turn over every ashtray here and around the WORLD to find that birth certificate..with the zeal they went through trash cans in Alaska for against Palin...with the exact counterpart of NO zeal with which they asked Obama for THE TRUTH, PLEASE>

Heidianne and JM..how sweet. Mr. Z is smiling!

Jan, I'm surprised to hear Shania is such a prima donna...maybe she just was hurting too much and didn't want the crowds around her?? Sounds bad, what she did if the hospital folks took it like you say ..sad!

Beamish...we'd all draft you in a heart beat!

Priscilla..FANTASTICALLY WELL SAID!!

Deborah on the Bayside said...

Dick Cheney .. Mitt Romney .. Mick Rheny .. Mick Rhomney. In short, AN ADULT who knows what makes the real world run ... who doesn't want me to get killed by a foreign missile and knows what to do about it ... who wants to preserve my life's savings and heritage for those who come after me and knows what to do about it ... who wants to honor and give meaning to the sacrifices of those before us and knows what to do about it ... and WHO KNOWS HOW TO READ THE CONSTITUTION without saying "living, breathing."

Z said...

Superb, Deborah.....From your lips to God's ears..........xx

psi bond said...

I pick beamish because anyone whose heartfelt mantra is "liberals are imbeciles" must know how to move America successfully beyond the old partisan bitterness. Besides, he's modest.

mksviews said...

What's the point, Hussein won't go and the left will never allow it.

beamish said...

Why thank you Psi Bond.

I do have to modestly correct you.

I believe all leftists are imbeciles, which includes the subset of leftists that call themselves "liberals."

As far as moving America beyond partisan bitterness, the Kakistocratic Dystopian Party is all about that.

Central to my 2008 campaign platform was a plan to jack up taxes on Democrats to pay for tax cuts for Republicans.

Everyone should get what they want.

Z said...

I actually agree with everything psi bond said about beamish.

psi bond said...

Z? I actually agree with everything psi bond said about beamish.

Somehow I just knew that would make good sense to Z.

For the second spot on the ticket, I recommend someone who believes "women are imbeciles" (belonging only in the kitchen and the bedroom), to draw the votes of the "Real American Men".

psi bond said...

Central to my 2008 campaign platform was a plan to jack up taxes on Democrats to pay for tax cuts for Republicans. Everyone should get what they want.

I have to correct you, beamish. Firstly, the overwhelming majority of folks on the left are liberals and outstanding citizens (i.e., the leftist fringe is negligible). Secondly, Democrats don't want higher taxes across the board. They want to raise taxes for the wealthiest Americans by a few percentage points.

On the stump, promoting a kakistocratic dystopia and giving meritocracy a bad rap should be camouflage enough to steal the votes of every supporter of Bush (the son of Bush the Elder), drawing them together into a band.

And it should be no problem to forge beamish's birth certificate so it says he's 35 or older (and born in Hawaii).