We DO need a laugh from time to time!

Before you read this, I wanted to ask you something I think's pretty darned funny, too. Did you ever notice how the styrofoam container for leftover restaurant food somehow shrinks your food by the time you get it home? I just wondered if that happens to you every time, too!? :-)

Helping Others:
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding
on the door. The man got up and went to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance,"said the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring
rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
remember about three months ago when we broke down,
and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him,
and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here....... On the swing," replied the drunk....................